By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 285
You deserved it 7 523

Same thing different taste

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eminemchick 19

f your boyfriends lifeXD And f your life for ur shit smelling like man shit. now that stuff is toxic.o_0

Must have smelled like the ass gas of Satan

so r u gay?cuz u said u were at ur bfs house but it thru me off when his dad called u son.

Well she was at her boyfriends so.. His family was the one who didnt have aifreshener and I don't think she would bring some with her

AirForce48 2

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes!

Farankusu 0

Your 1-upping skills have yet to leave you, a worthy opponent to many people. Ha ha. You need, an Apophis. .....Sit Ontos , sit.......good mech.

aFatFuck 0

Why would she have an air frshener at her boyfriends house? Does she just carry one around at all times? Think before you comment.

16, girls produce more potent farts then a male does. Maybe girls shit smells just as potent.

ncolby7 0

The fact that you said to take a shit in your post is real classy.

omg ppl clean up after yourselves ...prolly left shit splatters everywhere

yea 77 i didnt notice that til u mentioned.i dont usually look at the names

65 in my comment earlier i said she was at her bfs house,maybe u shud spend more time reading than being pissed off at peoples comments and she never said the dad thot it was his son plus she said she excused herself to go to the bathroom so if she did i was assuming that the dad new it was her since she excused herself earlier.and whats the big deal about me mentioning the gay thing? i dont care if i offended u.if ur gunna get offended by da stuff dat i say,dont read what i say.and who the **** cares about my spelling!?! its obviously good enuff if u can tell what it says.dis isnt a ****** spelling bee now is it? and if ur gunna go on here juss so u can complain about what i say cuz u need sumthin to complain about, go sit on a dick and complain about dat

Vballergrl 0

OP is a CHICK lol and the dad was referring to HER boyfriend...

ya bro cuz she's gonna come out like wooo damn you got any air freshener.. it wasn't her house! hahah

jazzybaby179 22

I feel like I've heard this shitty joke before...

yea its been around the block more than a few times like that very old and unconcious hooker down the road behind the gas station that people keep poking even if its obvious they shouldnt.

Not sure if 61 is trolling..... Or just really stupid

Lol, if I were the bf I would've gone with it. Wouldn't want OP to feel awkward or embarrassed.

LolMoqz 10

I don't know why the dad said "Goddamn son".

flockz 19

"ya dad, that god awful vile stench? ya that leaked out of my ass. I couldnt pull my shit together so i pretty much violated the toilet with my leaky shit. dont worry about the shit in the tub either, its all me . my ass was like a feces explosion and the closest container was the tub. it wasnt my girlfriend Sally at all. nope not one bit."

LolMoqz 10

I don't know why the dad said "Son" if OP is Female.

guckylynn 19

52, it's clear that the dad was talking to OPs boyfriend.

swimchica22 0

39, thank you for making my life. :)

39 "How did the shit get on the ceiling!?"

skata 4

I'm confused... I thought girls dont shit

thepirate19 3

I think it's a dude that posted this cause he got called son. His shit was packed in there. Who knows how much was plugged up there

austinA7X 6

No you moron. The dad thought his actual son did it

iAintEvenMad 0
lolololer 8

wait if girls dont shit then what's my asshole for? :O

Ummmmm I don't think I can say in mixed company. ?

144 - I've got daughters older than you. I cannot answer that question.

- 144 it's there so you can take it in the assssss!

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

191-...I will not even dignify that with a response.

#7 is s fucktard and shouldn't be allowed to breed. OP that's hilarious that the Dad assumed it was you're boyfriend :D typical male thing I guess.

SuperDerp 8

Lolz Something this reminds me of is this song about the runs my mom made up. But at my house i get blamed for teh toliet stinkies...

Shut up with that nonsense Mr. Tracey McGrady.

43: the only nonsense on this page are your pointless comments.

151 clearly can't sense sarcasm. FYL for being too serious.

IndiRae 9

If you've ever taken a shit, you'd know the stench lingers.

Oh I thought he saw her shit in the toilet, my bad...

iride123 3

She's talking about the stench....