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If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.
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Show it anywayI know right #1? When I was a kid I hated being tickled because sometimes I'd laugh so hard I'd piss myself - then it's just embarrassing. However I never punched someone in the nuts over it. :/ So OP - if someone doesn't like something - don't do it anyway. Sets you up for punishment.
NEVER tickle a little kid unprepared to be kicked in a soft spot.
Sounds like something my little cousin would do. He likes being tickled though.
Exactly! I have never forgotten the day that, knowing i absolutely hated being tickled, my cousin decided to torment me by tickling me until I was crying so hard I couldn't see or speak. It was awful. I hated him for years because of that.
Similar thing happened to me. My "friends" cornered me in the hallway at school one day when I was about 10 or 11 and started tickling me because they knew I'm ticklish everywhere, and although I was screaming at them to stop I was also laughing because it tickled, so the teacher didn't do anything, even after I had started crying and couldn't even make a sound anymore. When they finally stopped (because class started) I couldn't move for 5 minutes because my stomach hurt so much and I was crying so hard. Then the teacher came out and screamed at me for not coming into the lesson on time.
Shoot, tickling is just bad in every way. Not really sure what natural selection was thinking here... One time my cousin was tickling me because I'm also ticklish everywhere. I ended up kicking over a cup of water and destroying my relatively new MacBook. Apple fortunately has great customer service and somehow got it fixed for free, despite me not having a warranty or anything to cover it. But it still sucked.
Yup. As a kid I had a very large man and his two kids hold me down and tickle me. I screamed, cried, ffinally fought my way out and had to run out of my house and down the street to hide from them. I've HATED being tickled ever since then and if someone tries, they will be met with knees, elbows, and fists. YDI
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Show it anywayYour name/thread jacking. That is why.
Kids got balls.
I'm guessing the guy doesn't anymore
You were asking for it.
Yeah. You're groin deserved it.
Your* sorry to be the grammar nazi, but this one bugs me.
"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"
Knowing that he doesn't like to be tickled and you do it anyways? You totally deserve this you moron. Lol.
I think OP knew something would happen, but nothing like that.
I don't know why #32 got voted down. I'm sure he didn't expect to get hit in the nether regions by a young child, either.
And from that moment on, you are now that six year old's bitch.
better hope he forgets about this when he gets bigger
most kids like being tickled. but the fact that he doesnt, and you know he doesn't but did it anyway, you totally deserved it.
I do not know a single person who enjoyed being tickled as a child. I also don't know what sick joke evolution had in mind when it decided our reaction to tickling would be uncontrollable laughter, because it sure as hell is not joyful.
His age shouldn't matter. No means no.
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If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.
"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"