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By AuntPeePee / Monday 20 May 2013 11:57 / United States
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  SMHsohard  |  22

This kid has already figured out that mommy will always have his back and he'll be able to get away with anything. If the world is lucky, he'll grow up to be a human being in spite of dear old mom. If not, we'll see him on the news in about 15 years.

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  poorsouls27  |  7

Lol I could care less if my 5 year old nephew pulled his penis out... Peeing on the other hand well that's another story....

By  Pleonasm  |  31

Hey, you said you wanted a traditional rug. Way back when, they didn't have toilets. They used to just piss on their rug and give it that unique texture and gentle aroma.

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  jramirez16  |  9

Pleonasm, you don't know me but I'm on fml almost every day n I hadn't seen you lately. Even though this comment was not very good, I think you're very intelligent n I like reading your stuff even when I don't understand it. Lol

By  gamegeek42  |  6

Lmao kids do the darnest things! I remember when I used to piss on everything

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