By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
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I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(

& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !


I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(

Medd_fml 13

And then you find out that the mom is OP's sister and everything is awkward.

Clearly she's just a bitch. I babysit young boys all the time - all under the age of four, and they all have *perfect* aim

groovycrazyjoe 18

just like the delivery man in the other fml look you in the eye like a boss sorry dude fyl

& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !

This kid has already figured out that mommy will always have his back and he'll be able to get away with anything. If the world is lucky, he'll grow up to be a human being in spite of dear old mom. If not, we'll see him on the news in about 15 years.

15? Bit optimistic there. I say 6-10 years.

perdix 29

#2, he did make eye contact with his aunt, so that's a start. The whipping out his penis part will have to be beaten out of him, though.

Lol I could care less if my 5 year old nephew pulled his penis out... Peeing on the other hand well that's another story....

I blame Disney. They train kids to think that rugs will fly and teapots will sing!

Kiss a girl while she's sleeping, she will marry you.

I tried that one too. Fortunately I managed to get back out the window before she woke up enough to identify me.

it worked for me, then I woke up.

michaelm1290 23

Marking his territory..

erockinthesuburb 17

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

yoursucklives 36

thumbs up for the great reference ;)

Omfgitsmia 15

Forget the aim. He wasn't even in the bathroom it seems.

Hey, you said you wanted a traditional rug. Way back when, they didn't have toilets. They used to just piss on their rug and give it that unique texture and gentle aroma.

Now, Pleo, you don't have to make excuses for your fetishes.

jramirez16 9

Pleonasm, you don't know me but I'm on fml almost every day n I hadn't seen you lately. Even though this comment was not very good, I think you're very intelligent n I like reading your stuff even when I don't understand it. Lol

jramirez16 9

Hahaha that's what I get for kissing ass >.

gamegeek42 6

Lmao kids do the darnest things! I remember when I used to piss on everything

I remember when RKelly used to piss on everything

then you were an inconsiderate jerk

I guess you have a right to be pissed about it

SynysterNero 20

That's when you kick her ass out of your house and don't let them come back.