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I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(
Clearly she's just a bitch. I babysit young boys all the time - all under the age of four, and they all have *perfect* aim
& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !
This kid has already figured out that mommy will always have his back and he'll be able to get away with anything. If the world is lucky, he'll grow up to be a human being in spite of dear old mom. If not, we'll see him on the news in about 15 years.
15? Bit optimistic there. I say 6-10 years.
Lol I could care less if my 5 year old nephew pulled his penis out... Peeing on the other hand well that's another story....
I blame Disney. They train kids to think that rugs will fly and teapots will sing!
Kiss a girl while she's sleeping, she will marry you.
I tried that one too. Fortunately I managed to get back out the window before she woke up enough to identify me.
it worked for me, then I woke up.
Hey, you said you wanted a traditional rug. Way back when, they didn't have toilets. They used to just piss on their rug and give it that unique texture and gentle aroma.
Now, Pleo, you don't have to make excuses for your fetishes.
I guess you have a right to be pissed about it
You don't say?
But I do ~~^~~
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I guess pissy natures run in her side of the family. :(
& that's when you can tell his mother to not come back until he is trained and learns some manners !