By Anonymous /
Wednesday 21 May 2014 16:05 /
United States - New York
Im just a girl who lives in the world...
I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.
I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.
I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money? -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article. -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML
By Anonyme /
Wednesday 2 September 2015 04:21 /
France - Mitry-mory
By ouch /
Monday 5 October 2015 19:20 /
United States - Stockton
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
By chloe_zjk - /
Wednesday 18 February 2015 05:22 /
France