Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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muichini 0

I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

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xCrackerx 3

Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

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crankyadam 0

FIRST

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nabzilla 0

no one cares. =="

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neonokku 0

i honestly dont think ydi since you were just joknig around.. punch him back

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Secret_Fire_King 0

YDI for claiming to be IronMan.. Your brother could have been an evil super villain..

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muichini 0

I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

What kind of girls do you date that you assumed he meant girl when he mentioned "nuts?"

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krnmafia92 0

Either #2 is a girl with nuts or exclusively dates chicks with dicks.

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Othello22 4

Wise advice! Seriously dude, if you go around telling people you’re a superhero something’s bound to happen. Why not go for a less threatening superhero….one that doesn’t have steel balls….like batman?

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nabzilla 0

YDI BIG TIME!

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 and 5, don't be so hard on him; every hero has a weakness. This one has two: no brains, no balls ^^

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theluckygirl28 8

duuude he obviously has balls if it hurt then his bro hit him!

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Touché. Just no brains then =)

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whataloadofbull 0

Ray, you actually took the time to put the accented "e"? What a douche.

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GrooveSponge 0

It's not that hard jackass.

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Boldmongoose 0

YDI. how could you not see that coming!?

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srdking 0

Your brother is a brat if my kid did that to somebody he would be in big trouble. Good to see he thinks acting like this is totally ok.

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xCrackerx 3

Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

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redbluegreen 40

I take it you haven't read this FML then: http://www.fmylife.com/health/1076218

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v1kt4r 13

hahaha lol, u jus made my day

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Did you ever think about a career in comedy? You made me laugh...

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Daniellakorwek 0

Lol you didn't see this coming when he stepped back and hiked up? Iron man =]

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badbunny 0

YDI for not crippling your brother.

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albopoontang 3

hahahaha dang dude that sucks!

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