Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
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Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML
Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" in a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML
Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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Serisent 26
If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.
Peach_assassin 8
"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"
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Comments (102)
angel80_fml 2
You need to be more respectful...no matter what age. Kid has my permission !!!
x14DollaRsx 12
Violent
SwtCherryPie 26
I find all the YDI's amusing. He's a kid and should have got his ass beat for responding that way. Not everything in life is going to go your way and he needs to learn that now. His reaction is going to get him in trouble if behavior like that continues.
xReDMemory 28
So if the person you're tickling is a child,you can now possibly cause them pain but still expect to be respected by them after that? That's bullshit.
Ginger_Gawd 11
Hey guys, I know that he didn't like getting tickled since he was 3 years old and I though maybe he changed. Boy I was wrong
xReDMemory 28
You still deserve it for not asking him about it. It's not 'Playful' to tickle someone when you don't know if they view tickling as fun or not.
Zelphoric 25
Well you still deserve it. You should have either asked beforehand or just avoided the situation altogether
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Well hopefully you learned your lesson and won't do it again.
Ginger_Gawd 11
Yes I have
KacyA93 7
Well, he doesn't like being tickled.
touch_phobia 13
my name explains the problem. YDI
TXFernwoods 26
Punch it back. It's being a ****.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Someone needs to punch you in the ******* neck. The kid said no. Period.
emenesso 13
Kids don't beat around the bush! (If you'll pardon the pun)
WolfLady 18
Well there are several things I can say and most of them have been said already. But working with traumatized children the first thing that comes into my mind is that it's not really a good idea to teach a kid directly or indirectly that it's ever okay for an adult to touch them in any way when they don't want to be touched. Tickling seems innocent, but the message may not be. At least he knows how to defend himself.
Sheh_fml 25
Yes! The message it sends is "your opinion doesn't matter, because I can do whatever I want".
xReDMemory 28
There is a major difference between shots and tickling. People who tickle's intention is usually to amuse,when sometimes they just cause unwanted pain.