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Youtube, Archer, Supernatural and Sherlock. And dogs. And video games. And Reddit. That's about it. Benedict Cumberbatch is one of my favorite people alive. I have 3 beagles named Prince, Princess and Daisy. It's pretty obvious that I love dogs :)
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NotGabe 28

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my tits a twist.