Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Top comments
rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
_TheAtheist_ 10
Haven't you heard about the dangers of eating a cupcake in public? You're just lucky you escaped with your life!
gabrayal 10
Times are hard, you know...
KiiwiiRox 6
Sweeeeet Jesus that's horrible! He must of been extremely hungry... Cupcakes are amazing though.
Shilohdelaney_fml 5
If I saw someone w/ a cupcake, I would steal it too c:
almostmarried 5
Because this is America! Haha cupcake bandit Strikes again!
Trisha_aus 15
Actually Op is in Aus! Aussie aussie aussie!
almostmarried 5
True true But the mugger had to of Been american lol. Only my fellow Americans would mug for a cupcake haha. Sad to say i people who would actually do this lol
LadySigyn 17
Maybe the mugger has a secret cupcake shrine and OP had the final cupcake to complete it....
DocBastard 40
I'll try shortening my comment here, sugar. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't egg him on...otherwise he would have battered you instead of letting you go, which would have only rubbed salt in the wound. I'd head over to the florist and get a bouquet of flours to cheer you up and frost over this ugly event.
tidbits5197 28
Cupcaaaaaaaaaaaake *deranged eyes* Cupcakes are awesome unless they are laced with arsenic or cyanide. I don't blame the guy, but that still sucks for you. xD
Enslaved 38
Having a sweet tooth can cause craziness sometimes.
sophie22_fml 8
Wow so many people love cupcakes. I hate anything sweet ew, don't get me wrong I'm sure I would love cupcakes too if they didn't make me terribly sick. Sorry op maybe they were hungry or they really needed the sugar.