Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
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Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
kellmer123 6
Was it a good one
linkinpark98 24
Hey, if I was cupcake hungry I would have mugged you too, OP...... Just sayin'.
bingopogi 4
Must've been a really good cupcake.
cordelay98 10
But was the cupcake REALLY that good?
Xotik174 6
THOSE MONSTERS!!
juicyfruit1157 4
Lmfaoooo I got mugged for sugar wafers!
ILoveZombieBoys 13
LMFAO
chrispasta 3
I think I know who took it O_O
gabbs1130 0
I'm sorry but that's freaking hilarious! Hope your okay :) sorry for your cupcake lol
inventindascene 5
Would u rather them take your wallet ?