Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Top comments
rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
TheDrifter 24
Damn right you did, cupcakes trump a lousy wallet any day.
kewpiesuicide 29
Was it a Sprinkles cupcake? Because if so, that's totally legit!
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Disheveled man comes up behind OP sticks a gun in their back "Hand over the cupcake, cupcake."
galic33130 2
good cupcake then... did it had the frosting on top?
abigailtaylor 1
Ar least you can buy another with the money they didn't steal :)
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Maybe it was their personal trainer "I told you to stick to your diet, hand over the cupcake!"
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Maybe it was their personal trainer "I told you to stick to your diet, hand over the cupcake!"
fatheadedsnail 15
"Lemme guess... Someone stole your sweetroll"
Iknoweverything 29
Must've had some pretty bad munchies...
Dixbfloppin 11
Well, at least it wasn't your laptop, cellphone or money.