Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
Unbweavable 17
Must have been one hell of a cupcake
hollywoodt1ts 15
that must've been their favorite flavor of cupcake. they could've done worse, i.e. killed you for it and took your laptop, wallet, phone, and keys
ElricMustang 23
I think that's worse than losing anything else...
freakincool 4
OMG That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
ajames415 0
Wow totally something that would happen to me!!!
JustPlayTheGame 6
I know we live in the age of recession but ...really?
JustPlayTheGame 6
I know we live in the age of recession and everything but...really?
jtaylor991 6
just give them the cupcake then lol
Elites1234567890 2
Ur fault u were eating it
yinnie203 3
How did he mug you?! 'gimme your cupcake or it'll knife you?!'