Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
worldclassrager 41
I bet it was good...Krispy Kreme donuts have the same results at times...
greenie213 23
And you didn't fight tooth and nail to keep your cupcake? Shame on you.
lajaynay 15
****. I'd rather have my cupcake robbed over all of my shit. That just happened a week ago and I'm still ****** up from it. Your cupcake is nothing.
s0ulslack 20
You're FMLing over a cupcake? Get real
robc32ca 4
And I'm sure you fought to the death to keep it.
metalmods94 8
Maybe he wanted a rule free wish?
andiewithlove 21
FOP Reference?
metalmods94 8
Mmhm ;D
brutaltruth 3
I can understand that, people have to eat so instead of robbing you for money to buy food, he just took the direct route of stealing the food.
equintero 4
How is that bad. I mean yah you lose a cupcake but thats all.
CJ91516 11
Be glad it was just a cupcake.
joker118 7
those bastards cupcake thief there the worst kind