Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Top comments
rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
redwingsfan88 9
Well there's the 21st century for ya.
cblock94 7
Must have been Derpy Hooves.
KiddNYC1O 22
Imagine that in the movie Ghost lol.
hateevryone 15
Be glad that it was just for a cupcake.
sareje 3
would you rather be mugged for a cell or laptop?
kayliers 5
U should've just shoved it in ur mouth so they couldn't take it. :)
CantBeatMe2007 5
What did u do?
diamondbaby16 4
Somebody wanted a cucake :3
theladysman 1
do you know how much that sounds like a bunch of bull shit ? is that all you can come up with to post
Stoopid_life 2
Should of shoved it all in your mouth,chew it up,and with a mouthful of cupcake..say "still want it" :)