Time to sack up buddy...

how can this be a ydi? poor guy lol like if once wasn't enough. lucky day

that's what you get for living in the ghetto. my parents use to work there with underprivileged children who were mentally challenged, they liked one who was called Jennifer Love Hewitt and helped her get her acting careers started.

You deserve it asshole! stop picking fights!! who am I kidding! sorry bro, hit the gym and become the mugger!

Do a round house kick and strangle him like they do in those MMA movies

82- You know muggers are usually armed right? MMA doesn't usually teach how to respond to and fight with weapons. OP, buy a gun, and get a concealed weapons permit.

new route?

106- not that often with firearms, though. (M)MA certainly can help you deal with the large chunk of muggers who are armed with anything short of a gun. "Buy a gun" seems like a drug of last resort for this disease, to be used after other treatments have been tried and failed, because of its higher rate of unpleasant side effects.

I agree plus by the time you would get your gun out you would be dead. When it comes to personal defense a gun only works for show. If a mugger sees you have a gun chances are he's not going to mug you.

#106 screw the concealed carry and get an open carried and carry a ar-15 (yes this is legal in certain states like Texas as long as the clip is in the back pocket) they see you with that they will think twice but if they do attack you keep a 44 magnum between your pants and middle back

gigitty

no doubt!!

thats wonderful :0, wait we still talkin bout the fml?

what fml? :)

you mean whorible...

^ 68 lol

I seriously doubt that's actually Jessica Nigri's FML account, but okay...

you're a hottie

your hot ;)

*cough* slut *cough*

what about my never alone?

It's never alone.

she's forever alone.

lmao

His/her self-worth.

Dignity?

Ha! That's what I thought.

his pants

Damn! You beat me to it!

By seconds I triumph over adversity.

The second mugger was just practicing.

virginity ?

LOL

that [email protected] #2 not op

It's called a personal message. Utilize its majestic powers.

I hear green bay doesn't worry about eagles from Philly either

This. ^^^^

I was once confronted by a mugger. I just repeated everything he said. He actually ran away crying :) The best self-defense is: mindfuck.

Jazzy, you didn't scare him. He just thought you were mentally screwed up so he left in pity.

Gotta disagree Cyosaric, Maybe he ran away crying because I had more balls than he did. Tsk tsk. Do you really want to talk about pity when you're trying to insult someone over the Internet? ;)

or a new neighbourhood

Or new belongings.

Or new ways to get buff

Or a c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

Ahh.... fuck off ;) heh heh