Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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ucoolgirl31 20
Was it a rainbow cupcake?? Because it's a proven fact that rainbow cupcakes posses magic.
Wicked361 8
Yeah I bet is the one from Fairly OddParents... Next thing we know the world is gonna be run by monkeys. Smh...
Jiinxx 8
that's tragic... not only cause you got mugged, but because someone actually mugged you over a god damn cupcake.
kprando25 8
If it was a chocolate or red velvet cupcake I would've mugged OP too! Don't underestimate a cupcake.
Daffodilly 14
It's also tragic because he lost some good cupcakes :'(
Fmls4life 6
GOD, would never ever damn a CUPCAKE!!!
onelove858 5
Nobody can resist a cupcake
alexlovescandy 3
DAMN!! that's sad when if comes to vicious muggers taking a dang cupcake.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Who done it? My guess the cookie crook is expanding his criminal empire to cup cakes as well! Im sorry OP don't mean to laugh but there are worse things in life than losing a cup cake. I hope you didn't make a police report!
kissme2night 5
Man, you better watch out, criminals these days...never know what will happen!
peachesncreem 21
I need to keep my cupcakes safe from muggers. In my belly they shall hide!
transcedental 18
You are right. They should've took your laptop and wallet. Those bastards. FYl. I don't know how you are gonna survive this loss :/
perdix 31
My apartment is just above the world's shittiest cupcake store. If a mugger stole my cupcake, he'd probably take one bite and shoot me out of sheer disappointment.
pinkpixie06 11
That's a serious sugar addiction if it drives you to mug someone!!