I've got the hots for you
By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus

By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus
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1 - Exactly how many times have you had to turn down a sexy time because because your intestines were bursting with the desire to unleash molten lava..?
Welcome to the world of anxiety.
Well I guess it was better at home than in his pants :P
Shit happens..
*Waits for inevitable "That's shitty" comment*
These jokes are shitty...
Was I the only one who thought about borat right away?
yes. ^
Jill is still available.
Cockblocked by your shit. Classic.
Double post.
At least it was done in the privacy of your own home! I fear public restrooms! :P
Amen to that.
So? OP could have flushed the toilet while he let out that tiny fart and nobody would suspect.
yes they would suspect something because they'd need to flush a second time...
SHORT INTERLUDE.. Just came back from Portugal where me and my friends used "Me Gusta" against every stranger, not knowing if it was actually Spanish or Italian.. Good times :)
As Borat would say, "Very Nice!!"
The wording of this post is awesome. Would you rather be disappointed by a small shit, or explode in the middle of your date and be embarrassed? Better safe than sorry.
Well at least it wasn't in front of the girl... Then there would be no next time. Now at least, you might have a second chance. Just pretending you were playing hard to get.
*pretend
Unless she's into that.
That's what you get for following your gut instead of thinking with your dick. She might have been into scat, so your digestive problems could have been an ass-et. I foresee an epic mudslide in your near future. (it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss and a win.)
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Cockblocked by your shit. Classic.
I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.