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By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus
Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML
1 - Exactly how many times have you had to turn down a sexy time because because your intestines were bursting with the desire to unleash molten lava..?
I thought i was the only one! Fyl
Disappointingly? You do know when your body releases said molten lava you're not going to feel good...I don't think anyone likes the blast..and I'm sure you'll get many other opportunities for some sexy time.
That's what you get for following your gut instead of thinking with your dick. She might have been into scat, so your digestive problems could have been an ass-et.
I foresee an epic mudslide in your near future. (it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss and a win.)
Cockblocked by your shit. Classic.
I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.