Love, Social Media and LGBTQIA+: Crossed Wires

Crossed Wires

By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

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Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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Another one bites the dust

By fail - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

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Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Sunday 1 March 2020 16:52

I wouldn’t said you deserve or your life sucks but I will say you dodged a bullet. Sounds like your crush is a dick,lol be happy OP.

pjsr 32

Sunday 1 March 2020 19:38

He sent a “**** you!” It sounds like exactly what you were hoping for.

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Audrey Gogoj 4

Sunday 1 March 2020 15:47

was it mean or was it playful though? maybe it's his way of starting that conversation, I flirt by flipping people off too

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Sunday 1 March 2020 16:52

I wouldn’t said you deserve or your life sucks but I will say you dodged a bullet. Sounds like your crush is a dick,lol be happy OP.

pjsr 32

Sunday 1 March 2020 19:38

He sent a “**** you!” It sounds like exactly what you were hoping for.

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