Chuck Norris?

rhode house??

Touché

Probably an axe kick

that's my favorite kick! I do it the best.

LOL, its a lot of effort mugging someone!

chuck norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face

chuck norris can roundhouse kick himself in the face

Chuck Norris jokes are getting old. But better hope he doesn't see this comment

Well....you should've had money in your wallet.

Nice one OP, you must have called apron the almighty powers of Chuck Norris to make your money invisible, right?

He had to charge for labor on top of materials. Poor mugger got ripped off. You should be ashamed OP!

lol i was going to type that

you should have defended yourself. if you don't know how learn because the world is going to hell in a motorized hand basket and Obama is the driver

i can see the robbers fml now.... lmfao.

i feel bad but its so funny

ROADHOUSE

First, this is the first time I know that the thief would steal your wallet and stand in front of you to check whether you have money or not, I used to think that they steal it and run fast. second, I think I should say F the thief's life for suffering and planing to steal someone with no money :p

Roadhouse

What, in the seven milliseconds between the time the mugger accosts him and when he realises he's being mugged? I'm not sure that's quite enough time to master it.

Chuck Norris can.

exactly, all OP has to do is become Will Smith's son, get a spot in a movie bought for you, move to china, get beat up, and learn kung fu from the maintance man downstairs. or just become Chuck Norris...

nothing pisses a robber off like a broke victim...

Expect the unexpected

doesn't mean that they can _._

I'm talking about for the future not right then lol

douche-bag

doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected

expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected unexpectedly expected, obviously....

I expected that to be replied..

true that!

why didn't you fight back?

Cause it was unexpected?? FYL that sucks:( hope you feel better!

Exactly. OP might be bruised but at least he didn't lose too much. There is an upside! Haha.

He only lost his dignity.

Yeah but OP was broke and didnt have any money to give, which makes his life all the more effed up.

he deserved the kick in the face for not having the money in his wallet xD haha

he didn't lose cash then but he will when he gets the medical bill

No, you're not. I vividly remember skating around the neighborhood when I was young, and this guy busts out of his house in his underwear, waving a samurai sword over his head, yelling "You damn kids! Get off my lawn!".

That was me. Apologies for scaring the crap out of you.

but isn't a pen mightier than a sword?

What the **** kinda shitty comment was that?

A sad, pathetic attempt to get firs comment.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck norris built a time machine to go back I'm time and save JFK. When oswald shot, chuck norris met all the bullets and deflected them with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

pretty much what I was thinking. Pick pockets need to get with the times.

actually some have a device now that steal credit card info from you pocket.

Or they do something to the card readers at gas pumps that record all your info. So hit clear 10,000 times after you're done filling up!

look out the grammar police is about. troll.

Good job... What would we ever do without you?

And what's wrong with someone wanting grammar to be correct, hmm?

instead of correcting peoples grammar why not correct your make up skills. you look like you have 2 black eyes...

Why am I not surprised that my last comment is getting thumbs down. Right, I forgot...it's just the Internet and grammar doesn't matter as long as you can understand it right? I can't wait to see some of your applications for work when I interview you: Skills: omg, i can typ lyk rlly fast lol! and im rlly nice lmao I weep for the future. I really do.

#38 Taking blows on someones display picture is low, when the discussion isn't even related to it.

umadbro?

I really don't understand why people think that it's "uncool" or whatever to abbreviate so heavily and miss out grammar. It takes a second to simply type things out properly. Also, Rallets, if it's you that keeps mailing me; STOP. I blocked you for a reason and do not want to hear from you.

Shit. Change "uncool" to "cool". Whoops.

:)

:P how would i keep mailing you if im blocked? o_O

It just says "unknown user" and they type the way you do and it says I've blocked them, you're the only one I've blocked so I can only assume it's you. Apologies if it's not by the way. :).

No comment...

I agree. Some kids are so ignorant. It's really sad.

cool, im the only one :D but i havent sent anything :/

Random stalker comment showing how much creepier then Rallets is and that it's him sending the creepy mail.... oh wait...

I come to fml to read funny fmls and funny comments. not ******* read every dam mistake. all you do is take up comment space and waste people's time. when a comment is posted it's posted so don't worry every one here is old enough to correct them selves if they give a shit or ask some one to spell and grammar check what they typed. So please I beg you all. Stop being grammar nazis just to get attention and please start posting awesome comments. by the way I don't mud if you correct me because I have a learning disability that makes it hard to learn how to spell so I take every chance I get to learn something.(see how I asked. most people you correct don't care and your just wastin

your time correcting them because they won't learn any thing)

ahh that made no sense dude :/