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What, in the seven milliseconds between the time the mugger accosts him and when he realises he's being mugged? I'm not sure that's quite enough time to master it.

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Nice one OP, you must have called apron the almighty powers of Chuck Norris to make your money invisible, right?

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He had to charge for labor on top of materials. Poor mugger got ripped off. You should be ashamed OP!

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you should have defended yourself. if you don't know how learn because the world is going to hell in a motorized hand basket and Obama is the driver

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First, this is the first time I know that the thief would steal your wallet and stand in front of you to check whether you have money or not, I used to think that they steal it and run fast. second, I think I should say F the thief's life for suffering and planing to steal someone with no money :p

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What, in the seven milliseconds between the time the mugger accosts him and when he realises he's being mugged? I'm not sure that's quite enough time to master it.

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exactly, all OP has to do is become Will Smith's son, get a spot in a movie bought for you, move to china, get beat up, and learn kung fu from the maintance man downstairs. or just become Chuck Norris...

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Yeah but OP was broke and didnt have any money to give, which makes his life all the more effed up.

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No, you're not. I vividly remember skating around the neighborhood when I was young, and this guy busts out of his house in his underwear, waving a samurai sword over his head, yelling "You damn kids! Get off my lawn!".

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Chuck norris built a time machine to go back I'm time and save JFK. When oswald shot, chuck norris met all the bullets and deflected them with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Or they do something to the card readers at gas pumps that record all your info. So hit clear 10,000 times after you're done filling up!

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Why am I not surprised that my last comment is getting thumbs down. Right, I forgot...it's just the Internet and grammar doesn't matter as long as you can understand it right? I can't wait to see some of your applications for work when I interview you: Skills: omg, i can typ lyk rlly fast lol! and im rlly nice lmao I weep for the future. I really do.

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I really don't understand why people think that it's "uncool" or whatever to abbreviate so heavily and miss out grammar. It takes a second to simply type things out properly. Also, Rallets, if it's you that keeps mailing me; STOP. I blocked you for a reason and do not want to hear from you.

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It just says "unknown user" and they type the way you do and it says I've blocked them, you're the only one I've blocked so I can only assume it's you. Apologies if it's not by the way. :).

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Random stalker comment showing how much creepier then Rallets is and that it's him sending the creepy mail.... oh wait...

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I come to fml to read funny fmls and funny comments. not fucking read every dam mistake. all you do is take up comment space and waste people's time. when a comment is posted it's posted so don't worry every one here is old enough to correct them selves if they give a shit or ask some one to spell and grammar check what they typed. So please I beg you all. Stop being grammar nazis just to get attention and please start posting awesome comments. by the way I don't mud if you correct me because I

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