By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

183 4
perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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rd_404 0

haha funniest commet on one of the funniest fmls

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smile_1023 0

#1 must be taking charlie sheen - winning!

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shanemc1991 0

ba dum tssss trollface.jpg

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mopar309 2

I'd say the midget made short work of him.

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Morenna4 0

YDI for underestimating midgets aha .

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abasio 1

I can't imagine a more insulting term than "little people"; that's just wrong on so many levels. At leat midget is more of a technical thing and doesn't sound like something from a fantasy novel.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I agree with #72. Whatever word is used will eventually develop the same negative connotation and have to be replaced with some other generic term. I'd much rather be a "midget" than a "little person" or "dwarf". Little people always makes me think of leprechauns or children. At least "midget" doesn't sound twee and cutesy.

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Altosax 4

I agree with 77, though a midget and a dwarf are two different things.

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all4pooh 4

Actually they prefer to be called 'little people'

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IAmOtter 0

77, do u play World Of Warcraft? cuz I'm pretty sure that's the only place there is a difference

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jayfish7 0

The legal height for someone under the height of 4'8'' and over the age of 18 is midget. A dwarf is someone with abnormally small limbs (i.e.-arms and legs) and torso and a regularly sized head. No, the correct term is NOT little people.

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kpolice 0

I think the correct term is "fun size"

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xkiwixqueenx 0

You know them all? Yeah I didn't think so. Maybe you think a majority of them like being called one over the other, but probably not all.

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supernerd352 7

im a dwarf... in world of warcraft :/

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jessthebest3 0

72: I'm a little person. all of my 'little' friends prefer little people. Speak for yourself, the 'M' word is very insulting.

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jessthebest3 0

Omg and midgets and dwarfs are the same thing... just different words. honestly.

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WillDaBeast83 0

I'll call a midget whatever I feel like.

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jaybay13 0

My sister is a LITTLE PERSON and it is not offensive neither is the word dwarf. The M word is extremely offensive so obviously you don't know anything.

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Gondile 4

Trap the midget in a guitar case.

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