Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr
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So would you say you're short on cash now?
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perdix
| 29
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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krushr
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So would you say you're short on cash now?
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jrsgreenfire257
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Agreed xD
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CAPTmok
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hahaha great pun!!!
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trdz23
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haha nice1 (:
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Moo_Horse
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clap clap clap
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spearhead
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fap fap fap
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bman134
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you sir win
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kingtz
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#1 wins!
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breakofdawn1
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should have gave him monopoly money
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rd_404
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haha funniest commet on one of the funniest fmls
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smile_1023
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#1 must be taking charlie sheen - winning!
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Hakim0431
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Best comment ever.
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1eyedmonster
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righteous bust # 1 lmfaooooo
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beebeex316
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lmfao
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shanemc1991
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ba dum tssss
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faze23
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Geeze this is a short FML
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yeamate
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#1 FTW!
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jayfish7
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106- deadmau5 FTW!!
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im2cool2fml
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it's a small world
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BritishHobo
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You guys must be pretty easily amused.
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mopar309
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I'd say the midget made short work of him.
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Crunch_Captain
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- 1 pwns all comments ;D
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schealey
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So much win.
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NomNomMuffin
| 5
Punny!
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Acerhawk
| 24
You should have taken his pit of gold
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perdix
| 29
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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sydneynault99
| 7
lmfaoo !
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MisterMuffinz
| 13
You just took the smile off my face from #1.
>.<
>.<
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Halti
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legend
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KaitHud
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Hahaha, FYL
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picklezz123
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hey,, midgets can mug people too
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DenisV95
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The correct term is little people.
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jessthebest3
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Thank you Dennis :3
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WillDaBeast83
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I'll call them midgets if I feel like it
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Morenna4
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YDI for underestimating midgets aha .
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sk3l370n
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they are called little people, b***h!
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Moo_Horse
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omg nice
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abasio
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I can't imagine a more insulting term than "little people"; that's just wrong on so many levels. At leat midget is more of a technical thing and doesn't sound like something from a fantasy novel.
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ImaginaryFoe
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I agree with #72. Whatever word is used will eventually develop the same negative connotation and have to be replaced with some other generic term.
I'd much rather be a "midget" than a "little person" or "dwarf". Little people always makes me think of leprechauns or children.
At least "midget" doesn't sound twee and cutesy.
I'd much rather be a "midget" than a "little person" or "dwarf". Little people always makes me think of leprechauns or children.
At least "midget" doesn't sound twee and cutesy.
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Altosax
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I agree with 77, though a midget and a dwarf are two different things.
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all4pooh
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Actually they prefer to be called 'little people'
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IAmOtter
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77, do u play World Of Warcraft? cuz I'm pretty sure that's the only place there is a difference
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jayfish7
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The legal height for someone under the height of 4'8'' and over the age of 18 is midget. A dwarf is someone with abnormally small limbs (i.e.-arms and legs) and torso and a regularly sized head. No, the correct term is NOT little people.
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kpolice
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I think the correct term is "fun size"
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xkiwixqueenx
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You know them all? Yeah I didn't think so. Maybe you think a majority of them like being called one over the other, but probably not all.
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supernerd352
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im a dwarf... in world of warcraft :/
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jessthebest3
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72: I'm a little person. all of my 'little' friends prefer little people. Speak for yourself, the 'M' word is very insulting.
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jessthebest3
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Omg and midgets and dwarfs are the same thing... just different words. honestly.
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WillDaBeast83
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I'll call a midget whatever I feel like.
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jessthebest3
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Awesome, go fck yourself
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jaybay13
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My sister is a LITTLE PERSON and it is not offensive neither is the word dwarf. The M word is extremely offensive so obviously you don't know anything.
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zacharytk72
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LMFAO
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Gondile
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Trap the midget in a guitar case.
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Barbourino
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is that even possible?
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jhillmoney
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u got mugged by an oompa loompa!?? FYL.
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InBetweenDreams
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LMAO, it was probably Snooki. :P
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stone1
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win.