FML : Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By insomnitude - / Saturday 5 March 2011 06:55 / United States

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By krushr | 3

#2152170 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:18

So would you say you're short on cash now?

By perdix | 29

#2152185 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:22

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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By krushr | 3

#2152170 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:18

So would you say you're short on cash now?

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2152246 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:45

Agreed xD

CAPTmok | 7

#2152293 - Saturday 5 March 2011 05:03

hahaha great pun!!!

trdz23 | 0

#2152372 - Saturday 5 March 2011 06:35

haha nice1 (:

Moo_Horse | 0

#2152396 - Saturday 5 March 2011 06:47

clap clap clap

spearhead | 5

#2152409 - Saturday 5 March 2011 06:56

fap fap fap

bman134 | 0

#2152582 - Saturday 5 March 2011 09:25

you sir win

kingtz | 6

#2152601 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:45

#1 wins!

breakofdawn1 | 0

#2152812 - Saturday 5 March 2011 10:26

should have gave him monopoly money

rd_404 | 0

#2152855 - Saturday 5 March 2011 10:46

haha funniest commet on one of the funniest fmls

smile_1023 | 0

#2153409 - Sunday 6 March 2011 02:35

#1 must be taking charlie sheen - winning!

Hakim0431 | 0

#2153552 - Sunday 6 March 2011 03:38

Best comment ever.

1eyedmonster | 0

#2154041 - Sunday 6 March 2011 07:16

righteous bust # 1 lmfaooooo

beebeex316 | 0

#2154095 - Sunday 6 March 2011 07:40

lmfao

shanemc1991 | 0

#2155096 - Sunday 6 March 2011 11:25

ba dum tssss trollface.jpg

faze23 | 0

#2155245 - Sunday 6 March 2011 01:09

Geeze this is a short FML

yeamate | 0

#2155584 - Sunday 6 March 2011 03:14

#1 FTW!

jayfish7 | 0

#2156309 - Sunday 6 March 2011 07:32

106- deadmau5 FTW!!

im2cool2fml | 0

#2156553 - Sunday 6 March 2011 08:42

it's a small world

BritishHobo | 0

#2174543 - Saturday 12 March 2011 12:41

You guys must be pretty easily amused.

mopar309 | 2

#2211218 - Sunday 20 March 2011 04:08

I'd say the midget made short work of him.

Crunch_Captain | 1

#2918100 - Monday 18 July 2011 03:33

- 1 pwns all comments ;D

schealey | 0

#3036652 - Thursday 4 August 2011 10:52

So much win.

NomNomMuffin | 5

#3828083 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 07:53

Punny!

Acerhawk | 24

#6123343 - Thursday 20 November 2014 04:03

You should have taken his pit of gold

By perdix | 29

#2152185 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:22

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

sydneynault99 | 7

#2152797 - Saturday 5 March 2011 10:17

lmfaoo !

MisterMuffinz | 13

#2155767 - Sunday 6 March 2011 04:19

You just took the smile off my face from #1. >.<

Halti | 4

#4325123 - Thursday 19 April 2012 05:22

legend

By KaitHud | 0

#2152224 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:34

Hahaha, FYL

By picklezz123 | 5

#2152230 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:38

hey,, midgets can mug people too

DenisV95 | 2

#2155564 - Sunday 6 March 2011 03:05

The correct term is little people.

jessthebest3 | 0

#2604421 - Thursday 2 June 2011 07:55

Thank you Dennis :3

WillDaBeast83 | 0

#2821988 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 03:07

I'll call them midgets if I feel like it

By Morenna4 | 0

#2152231 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:41

YDI for underestimating midgets aha .

By sk3l370n | 0

#2152237 - Saturday 5 March 2011 04:41

they are called little people, b***h!

Moo_Horse | 0

#2152402 - Saturday 5 March 2011 06:49

omg nice

abasio | 1

#2153412 - Sunday 6 March 2011 02:39

I can't imagine a more insulting term than "little people"; that's just wrong on so many levels. At leat midget is more of a technical thing and doesn't sound like something from a fantasy novel.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#2153583 - Sunday 6 March 2011 03:49

I agree with #72. Whatever word is used will eventually develop the same negative connotation and have to be replaced with some other generic term. I'd much rather be a "midget" than a "little person" or "dwarf". Little people always makes me think of leprechauns or children. At least "midget" doesn't sound twee and cutesy.

Altosax | 4

#2154218 - Sunday 6 March 2011 08:48

I agree with 77, though a midget and a dwarf are two different things.

all4pooh | 4

#2155501 - Sunday 6 March 2011 02:41

Actually they prefer to be called 'little people'

IAmOtter | 0

#2156088 - Sunday 6 March 2011 06:03

77, do u play World Of Warcraft? cuz I'm pretty sure that's the only place there is a difference

jayfish7 | 0

#2156359 - Sunday 6 March 2011 07:42

The legal height for someone under the height of 4'8'' and over the age of 18 is midget. A dwarf is someone with abnormally small limbs (i.e.-arms and legs) and torso and a regularly sized head. No, the correct term is NOT little people.

kpolice | 0

#2156789 - Sunday 6 March 2011 10:30

I think the correct term is "fun size"

xkiwixqueenx | 0

#2320057 - Saturday 9 April 2011 06:01

You know them all? Yeah I didn't think so. Maybe you think a majority of them like being called one over the other, but probably not all.

supernerd352 | 7

#2397332 - Sunday 24 April 2011 10:55

im a dwarf... in world of warcraft :/

jessthebest3 | 0

#2604426 - Thursday 2 June 2011 07:57

72: I'm a little person. all of my 'little' friends prefer little people. Speak for yourself, the 'M' word is very insulting.

jessthebest3 | 0

#2604432 - Thursday 2 June 2011 07:59

Omg and midgets and dwarfs are the same thing... just different words. honestly.

WillDaBeast83 | 0

#2821985 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 03:05

I'll call a midget whatever I feel like.

jessthebest3 | 0

#2936749 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:32

Awesome, go fck yourself

jaybay13 | 0

#3209709 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 05:24

My sister is a LITTLE PERSON and it is not offensive neither is the word dwarf. The M word is extremely offensive so obviously you don't know anything.