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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By chilegrande - 01/03/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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FrozenMusic 26

Friday 21 October 2016 12:34

I bet you're not lovin' it

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 21 October 2016 12:25

Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.

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noamoa9 20

Friday 21 October 2016 12:10

desperate times call for desperate measures

nonsensical 26

Friday 21 October 2016 14:08

Yeah you've got to be desperate to steal some McDonald's, of all things.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 21 October 2016 12:15

Hungry people gotta eat.

cuz803 44

Saturday 22 October 2016 1:13

stealing ain't the right way to get it

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 4 November 2016 5:46

Sounds like they were desperate.

fit_girl_swag 12

Friday 21 October 2016 12:24

At least they only took your Big Mac! I'd consider that a pretty damn good day haha

syki 22

Friday 21 October 2016 16:27

Could've been worse. Could've been a McGangbang.

Dilexar 26

Saturday 22 October 2016 4:19

i love how this reply got more likes than the original comment XD

132ikl 11

Thursday 27 October 2016 5:26

ecks dee!

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 21 October 2016 12:25

Well that's not a very happy meal. What a McJerk. People will steal anything, I swear. Sorry about that OP.

FrozenMusic 26

Friday 21 October 2016 12:34

I bet you're not lovin' it

Deadpixelator 10

Saturday 22 October 2016 15:32

Haha

Exodiafinder687 58

Friday 21 October 2016 12:40

The Hamburglar strikes again.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 October 2016 13:52

Lettuce assume you were pretty cheesed about that! May the culprit gets taken away in the pattie wagon to jail where he gets pickles and special sauce between his bums!

Stripez234 16

Saturday 22 October 2016 0:11

Between his what? Please tell me, the suspense is killing me!

voncrane 23

Saturday 22 October 2016 9:41

Buns

Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

Friday 21 October 2016 13:53

I would mug someone for their Big Mac..... Sorry bud

Soninuva 41

Friday 21 October 2016 13:56

The Hamburglar is at at it again!

cuz803 44

Friday 21 October 2016 14:18

What a Mcasshole

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