By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 412
You deserved it 2 699

Same thing different taste

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rcgirl2 11

What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)

Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .

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rcgirl2 11

What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)

*Mugger arrives with pocketknife* OP: "You can have my money, just don't hurt me." Mugger: "Bitch, shut up and give me that damn cupcake!"

Damn_Hippster 11

I almost burst into tears. This is truly one of the saddest FMLs I've read in a while. Call the police!

Have to watch out for those cupcake thieves.

maybe this mugger was on a lunch break. xD

JKr3slEMO 5

Oh my, OP I am so sorry. That is just horrible. But it's not like you can blame him though!

K_kanaka 26

Why a cupcake? Now bacon, that is something I would mugg someone for.

Well i hope you had a merry christmas anyway OP!

There are cupcake thieves on the loose! Quick! Hide all your cupcakes!!!!

Has anyone thought of the possibility that OP likes a gross flavour of cupcake? Imagine the mugger goes to take a bite, and then it's a fruitcake cupcake.

blackdalia 0

That nigga stole my cupcake

I really do love them. I'm sorry OP. I just love cupcakes. I couldn't resist the urge to take your cupcake. It was delicious, by the way,

He's climbin' in your windows, snatchin' your cupcakes up...

Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .

When I read this I automatically thought of my friend, she LOVES cupcakes

She should join the cupcake club on Facebook =)

julygirl18 8

It had to of been chocolate or vanilla!! /)/) (^.^) (''')(''')Yummmm!!

Red velvet is basically just a chocolate cake with a shit ton of red food colouring...

No, red velvet is completely different from chocolate . They don't taste or look similar and the texture is different too . Red velvet is also generally more moist and typically has a thicker, sweeter icing on top, like butter cream .

mduffy08 8

I want cup cakes.... FEED ME.

...I'm sitting here with a batch of chocolate cupcakes that I'll be distributing to everyone at work as a farewell gift and won't be eating any of. You've just made my job 10x harder than it had to be, jerk :P

If it was Red Velvet I probably mug him also. Lmao

113- I'm so sorry for you, poor dear ! Maybe you could just "forget" a few at home, then when you get home you will HAVE to eat them, after all it would be such a waste if they weren't eaten by SOMEONE

I was at work while posting that message, I was doomed to suffer my fate. Fortunately there was one left over so I was happy with that :P

It depends what type of cupcake it was. . .

rcgirl2 11

If it was Red Velvet, then I would mug OP, too.

rudegirlmania 10

If it was Baked by Melissa...that shit is totally valid!

What if it was a fruitcake cupcake? Yes, they exist... Sadly.

DontModMeDammit 10

Look at the bright side, at least it was only a cupcake.

Only a cupcake ??? ONLY A CUPCAKE ?!?!?!? The nerve of some people . . .

cupcakes are the single greatest thing EVER!!!!!! cupcakes are not JUST cupcakes, their awesome :)

Yeah, this FML appears to be complaining that the robbery left them with all of their expensive gadgetry.

They're pretty much happiness stealers

Actually even though you were joking I have to agree with you. This isn't a case of someone stealing because they're in a low socio economic status and trying to get by, this is some ****** up greed and belief that this individual can take whatever they want from people whenever they choose which is so much worse.

124- Nice way of putting it, that's very well said. You have restored some of my faith in humanity

HelloGuys 4

Some people are in the "I WANT A CUPCAKE RIGHT NOW DAMNIT" type of mood...

Kakashi Sensei would know, he uses his ninja skills to steal cupcakes from little girls.

and you let him/her get away with stealing your cupcake?! shame shame shame!

Was it chocolate? Cause I'd kill for a chocolate cupcake.

Don't underestimate the value of a cupcake.