Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
stormchaser24 24
Better then having them take your cell phone and money. Instead of losing a $100 phone and wallet you lost a cheap cup cake. Be happy about that. Still FYL.
journeytotheend 16
I would seriously laugh if that happened to me. So neither YDI or FYL
AznSamoan52 10
I bet there was a fat guy nearby that cried when your poor, defenseless cupcake got stolen, Op. Kidding aside, call the cops, Op. When cupcakes fall into the wrong hands, terrible things can happen!!!!!
MochiDango 4
Truthfully, I think that the cops would be more torn up over a box of donuts, they would assemble an entire squad to get justice for those donuts.
octopussperm125 18
Damn, that sucks. I hope u didnt have the munchies man. U shoulda been like, "no, anything but the cupcake!!!!"
MuggleBornSquib 4
No offense, but I would do the same.
unknown_user5566 27
Now you know you should carry around an arsenal of cupcakes with you, in case you get mugged again. It'll be like distracting an angry dog with a treat.
BigRed70 2
What kind of cupcake was it?
Obvious8 3
Someone tried to mug me for my Doritos. He even pulled a knife and cut me when I fought back. I threw him in a headlock and started to choke him out.
leadawg75 12
Was it a Gigi's cupcake because I probably would've mugged you too. Haha...
doglover100 29
If it was a Georgetown cupcake I would've done the same