By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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itsnotfair 0

umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.

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hi_from_HI 0

Hey! Give him back that filet-o-fish! Give him that fish! (I bet if it was you that was mugged you wouldn't be laughing at all)

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PuppiesKisses 15

For those of you who thumbed this guy down there's a joke behind it. They used to sell a singing fish on a plaque that sang that song...its really catchy. My bro gave it to me as a birthday gift... >.>

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itsnotfair 0

umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.

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Ja_Ja_Jess 0

lol i would of been like lol you gotta be phucking kidding me ... my food...

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spitball1074 2

I got these cheeseburgers man! Don't mug me man! I'll suck your dick man!

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24788 6

That's really not so bad. You got out of there with your life and all they took was $7 worth of food. I don't know though you not survive without your Mcdonalds.

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Curtieeeez 0

That sucks. FYL. Dunno how 22 people think YDI o_O

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redbluegreen 40

#6, hahaha. But honestly, it could've been a lot worse.

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Cheatx 0

Try investing in a spring assist knife. Then the next time you are confronted, pull it out and say "I would rethink your plan"

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