By the girl next door - United States - Maryland Heights
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
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  VeganVampyre  |  26

Yeah, you just have to deal with embarrassing erections in public or other awkward situations, and getting kicked/hit in the balls either by accident or by someone who's pissed off at you, which I hear is quite painful.
Think I'll stick with option 3- no penis OR period, best of both worlds :P

  ballpython  |  15

#32 And you clearly contribute to what is wrong with society these days. Thanks for making what little good is left in the world seem more valuable. Without people like yourself I would let the good deeds i see slip by without having to give them a second thought. Thank you. (The preceding is loaded with sarcasm for those of you who can't tell)

  Coolada  |  15

I assume all of you who commented "it hurts for anyone to get kicked in the crotch" are girls. Fuck you. You seem like the people who would do that to your boyfriends for some petty shit. Nut pain is quite literally one of the worst things you could experience.

  Mossears133  |  15

32- No period either? Unless you're permanently pregnant, you must not have s vagina along with your no penis (most, if not all, birth controls only get rid of the blood, not the cramps, which is still part of the period experience). So, no penis + no vagina = no sexy time. Have fun with that.

  doodlecloud  |  26

139...what? I can't speak for everyone but my birth control = no periods and no cramps. Obviously it won't be the same for everyone...but I'm not sure it's physically possibile to have cramps and other 'parts of the period experience' without having the blood bit too?

  Sputnikspak  |  13

Yeah, I'm on depo now, haven't had more than the occasional period since I was 18, because I used to bleed like crazy (I have endometriosis). I get occasional 'phantom cramps' but I barely even keep stuff in the house anymore. I have like two pads and two tampons in case someone else needs them.

By  thedictator_fml  |  12

oh dammmmmnnnnn...being a girl really has few perks...if even any at all...but just say: "hey excuse me, thats mine, i need it myself"...things like that happen, i bet the person would've understood...but im sorry for u OP

  VeganVampyre  |  26

I doubt that would have worked, actually. It should be pretty obvious that OP needed it herself, otherwise she wouldn't have had it out. But the other girl reached over into OP's stall to grab it (and wtf, who does that?!) which makes me think she wouldn't care at all if OP told her she needed it herself.

  jeepers_1  |  21

Boobs may be exciting to you guys, (and yes some women) but to most of us they are really more of an inconvenience, and after you've had them for a while they aren't that excuting

  imyy  |  20

What the theoretical fuck. I'm going to go with she assumed it had been there a while and she just noticed it - if she saw it drop, and then took it without asking, she's a total asshole.

  bamagrl410  |  31

I'm fairly certain it had to be. I don't know anyone who would ever pick up an opened tampon off the ground to use, even if it had only fallen briefly. Especially if it was in a public bathroom! Ew.