FML : Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped...

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sixsix / Wednesday 24 December 2008 11:19 / France

Intimacy

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By csigabajnok | 0

#242 - Thursday 5 February 2009 06:41

This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

By JordynAlexis | 0

#979923 - Thursday 15 April 2010 03:15

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

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By csigabajnok | 0

#242 - Thursday 5 February 2009 06:41

This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

By Kreff9 | 0

#1501 - Thursday 12 February 2009 06:48

if she were faking it, she would still know you stopped. I think that the fact that she was still moaning means it was realistic

By SomeMenStink | 0

#2665 - Monday 16 February 2009 05:57

thats sooo not a bad thing.

By greatnt249 | 0

#3995 - Thursday 19 February 2009 07:03

For your sake, I hope the language in your post wasn't your idea of talking dirty...

JordynAlexis | 0

#979923 - Thursday 15 April 2010 03:15

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

ilovethatfreak | 0

#984238 - Saturday 24 April 2010 08:46

hahahahah

By youhavenoidea | 0

#7258 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 09:04

i agree w| 11#

EpicFMyLife | 0

#976231 - Thursday 8 April 2010 06:43

I just scrolled up to find number 11. I call this a mini FML

ivygirl | 0

#1066199 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 03:58

you are number 11...

EmreArslan | 11

#3594708 - Wednesday 16 November 2011 05:26

I agree with #11 aswell! Way to go!

By Ximmie | 0

#11726 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 01:17

Yeah! I've faked every orgasm I had with my ex and I didn't keep moaning when he stoped... So I'd say it was pretty realistic!

jadedwaitress | 0

#980929 - Saturday 17 April 2010 02:31

Man up and tell him how to do it properly. Neither of you win when you fake it.

By pokurfayce | 0

#15551 - Thursday 5 March 2009 03:38

That's not a FML at all.

By nomnomnom_fml | 0

#17071 - Friday 6 March 2009 12:34

Thats not a fail...i do the same thing...it actually feels damn good to stop for a second or two and then go at it again ;)

By fhxokgra99 | 0

#17074 - Friday 6 March 2009 12:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By pandaexpresso | 0

#19950 - Saturday 7 March 2009 08:06

Naww. Thats a good thing. The senstation continues for a while honestly, it just means you got her really horny...

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