Intimacy: Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while,...

By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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You deserved it 8 661

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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You deserved it 8 016

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 346

By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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You deserved it 19 174

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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You deserved it 23 117

So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

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You deserved it 23 791

Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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You deserved it 7 540

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 281

You deserved it 5 630

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 6:41

This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

JordynAlexis 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:15

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 6:41

This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

Kreff9 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:48

if she were faking it, she would still know you stopped. I think that the fact that she was still moaning means it was realistic

SomeMenStink 0

Monday 16 February 2009 17:57

thats sooo not a bad thing.

greatnt249 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 19:03

For your sake, I hope the language in your post wasn't your idea of talking dirty...

JordynAlexis 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:15

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

ilovethatfreak 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 8:46

hahahahah

youhavenoidea 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 21:04

i agree w| 11#

EpicFMyLife 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 6:43

I just scrolled up to find number 11. I call this a mini FML

ivygirl 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 3:58

you are number 11...

EmreArslan 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:26

I agree with #11 aswell! Way to go!

Ximmie 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:17

Yeah! I've faked every ****** I had with my ex and I didn't keep moaning when he stoped... So I'd say it was pretty realistic!

jadedwaitress 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 14:31

Man up and tell him how to do it properly. Neither of you win when you fake it.

pokurfayce 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:38

That's not a FML at all.

nomnomnom_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:34

Thats not a fail...i do the same thing...it actually feels damn good to stop for a second or two and then go at it again ;)

fhxokgra99 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:35

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Show it anyway

pandaexpresso 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:06

Naww. Thats a good thing. The senstation continues for a while honestly, it just means you got her really horny...

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Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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You deserved it 47 395

Today, my mother scolded me for undressing my son and giving him Tylenol to break his fever. She insisted I wrap him in several layers to increase his body temperature in order to let him "sweat the fever out." I’m married to a pediatrician. My mom didn’t finish high school. She swears we're wrong. FML

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Today, I’m an adult and my mother lives with me, not me with her. She found out I was going to be gone for 9 days on vacation and that she couldn’t come, so she had a “mental break down” and checked herself into a psych ward. Last year, she did the same thing when I graduated college and celebrated it. FML

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Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML

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Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

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