By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States 11 4 22 475 Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 267 331 You deserved it 90 809 Tweet Share
By woohoo420 - 04/04/2012 16:14 - United States - Chino Hills 6 1 9 57 Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 647 You deserved it 41 424 Tweet Share