Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
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Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
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Top comments
ozpunker 20
What a weirdo. Who does that?
holagranola 15
Please tell me the tampon was still in the wrapper
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s_reel16 16
How rude!!
irishgal13 5
ewww if it touches the floor you shouldn't use it....
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
It was probably still in the wrapper.
Cheeley 17
39- Don't worry, OP didn't get the chance to use it.
rattusrattus 19
Bleed on them and everything they cherish.
rawr_ily96 24
Your crazy Lyra pic goes so well with this.
Zemmiphobia 11
53 - Said no one... ever...
AABabe 12
Who does that?
kmccain 27
The girl in the other stall...
mim777 4
you ?
cristy91 33
This is why lady bathrooms should have that "take a penny, leave a penny" policy with tampons and pads. Wads of toilet paper in your cooch are terrible. Sorry OP
monnanon 14
how does take a penny leave a penny work? wjy would you take one if you had enough to leave one. do you take when yoy need and give back next time you can? we dont have TAPLAP in the uk so i am truly wondering.
imyy 20
You deserve it for not speaking up and saying that it's yours/asking for it back. How was she to know it hadn't been lying there for a while and then she just noticed it? Rude on her part, but you should've spoken up.
ciaraohagan94 5
Because OP said she dropped it and the hand reached under her stall before she could pick it up. That doesn't leave a lot of time for the person to assume it had been there ages. Especially as she had to have been looking under the stall and would have seen OPs feet there.
KLeePrice 11
The wrappers on tampons are quite noisy too. She would have heard op handling it and it hitting the floor.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
You should've stomped her hand.
Quiet_one 22
That's what I would've done. Sounds like this bitch needs a good hand-stomping.
HaraAishi 8
I wouldn't use it anyway. I don't care if it was in the wrapper or not. That's just ******* gross. Most of them don't come in plastic wrappers. I won't use one that's been in my purse for over a week.
lulubelles 33
I've never seen tampons that don't come in wrappers, and if I did I wouldn't buy them!
HaraAishi 8
I was referring to paper wrappers not the Tampax Pearl style.
KLeePrice 11
Please explain how it would be gross to use a wrapped tampon the fell on the floor for a couple of seconds. I'm sure you would have no problem using it if that was your last one. Otherwise, you're saying you'd rather sit in your own blood!
HaraAishi 8
If you had been in the bathroom I was in this weekend... Ughhhh. I still think it's gross. I would use the toilet paper and find a dispenser. I can't explain it but I just think it's so nasty. The thought of it makes me shiver. However, I'm more of a pad girl anyway.
ashaleelee 4
what a waste
m_n_m2000 5
If that happened to me... I would have busted out my creepy voice and said "don't make me angry... You won't like me when I'm angry" and then made some freakish alien noises...
99megster 15
This just made my day! xD
ballpython 15
OP, next time, forbid there be a next time, stomp on the persons hand and before releasing them make sure your business is done so you can confront them when they leave the stall, then throat punch them.