Sex, Coworkers and Dreams: Cougar

Cougar

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 18:00

Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML

I agree, your life sucks 868

You deserved it 309

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By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 453

You deserved it 662

Lust for life

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00

Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 958

You deserved it 345

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 593

You deserved it 10 821

Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 352

You deserved it 4 058

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 157

You deserved it 3 312

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 078

You deserved it 2 370

Great timing

By letdown - 19/07/2020 14:01

Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 604

You deserved it 723

By princessrose - 16/11/2016 11:05

Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 686

You deserved it 1 228

Creepypasta

By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:48 - United States - Nashville

Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 016

You deserved it 4 721

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 337

You deserved it 4 027

Anderling 32

Monday 4 July 2022 18:14

Dreams are weird and not generally a reflection of what you would act upon in real life. It happens and it sucks, but it’s normal. What matters is that you wouldn’t act on it.

wrenavery90 12

Monday 4 July 2022 22:28

It's called a crush. Happens to all of us. It will pass.

Comments

Anderling 32

Monday 4 July 2022 18:14

Dreams are weird and not generally a reflection of what you would act upon in real life. It happens and it sucks, but it’s normal. What matters is that you wouldn’t act on it.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Monday 4 July 2022 20:23

Dude did you just watch a Netflix movie because that is the same theme on a movie I just watched on there about a 29 year old life guard and a 18 year old teen. Just watch the movie and get it out your system...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 July 2022 20:32

You should take advantage of the huge double-standard since it works in your favor. A 29-year-old guy banging an 18-year-old girl would be considered a predator. The other way around is perfectly OK. Full steam ahead!