By Anonymous - 8/12/2009 22:02 - United States
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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  Ascaryrobot  |  0

I hope someone who advocates the theft of someones phone by denying punishent never has little bastard offspring, such as yourself, and your hopefully not, now or ever existant children. Should have taken her phone and used to sodomise the little slut. Rome did alot right, like cuting of a thieves hand.

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  Flutist  |  3

The Romans then used the fingers to sodomize the thieves. Geez where did you learn history. You MISSED the best parts. The body part =)

I would have smacked the little shit.