Intimacy: Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator...

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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vivienmleigh 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:06

Ugh...gross. Sincerely, how does she get votes for "deserving it?"

HAS95 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:03

this makes me feel sick...

Comments

samadams42 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:00

Oh boy that's what I call a sticky situation.

ShadowLord 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 10:00

^Win

smk_foo 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:21

What a bloody valentine,, aha

alex1432 9

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:09

/gag

RinnieRiot 9

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:02

Omg lol.

HAS95 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:03

this makes me feel sick...

cotter96 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:19

same here

MaximilianMarche 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:06

haha. I thought your name was cooter when I first looked

miss_sunshine716 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:05

so disgusting. :(

vivienmleigh 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:06

Ugh...gross. Sincerely, how does she get votes for "deserving it?"

sh33na_is_a_punk 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 0:42

because some people are assholes or wise guys

nuhuh 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 2:40

for relying on free tampons maybe?

ArentICute 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

72- I'm pretty sure they weren't free, here they cost a quarter or two.

christyxbee 15

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:14

But the FML clearly states they were free...

krazy_glu3 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:07

Guys don't believe me when I say girls bathrooms are nasty! women throw their used tampon applicator and pads everywhere. some people are friggn SICK!!!

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:35

Yeah, I had to clean them years ago when I worked at McDonald's. Women get ******* nasty in the bathroom. Guy's bathroom usually looked like no one had been in there.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:49

Yeah, some women will even deliver/leave babies in McDonald's restrooms! You don't see guys dropping kids in toilets and walking out like nothing happened. ****.

lilacserenity 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:35

lmao!! ^ win!

WishResign 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:30

hahaha 19

Yenn 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 1:32

Yeah most people say that guys are the messy ones but Girl's bathrooms are much worse...it never ceases to amaze me how a woman can pee on the toilet seat...