Unsanitary

By Anonymous - 01/06/2020 14:00

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Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend takes so long in public toilets. He admitted his ex was such a nasty ho, she would drag him into public toilets whenever she wanted dick in public. So now every time he goes in one, he gets a boner and has to "get rid of it" before he can come out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 850
You deserved it 288

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nonsensical 26

That was the longest sentence I’ve ever seen in my life.

Umm Damn thats some serious psychological conditioning you know like one of doctor Pavlov's dogs he is going to need sympathy and kindness and a really good sex therapist this sort of conditioning could become socially, psychologically and sexually damaging to him in the future and you may want to ask your boyfriend if she was older than him this could involve grooming as well best of luck to your boyfriend it may not seem serious but sexual conditioning can ruin your life an example would be he takes his hypothetical daughter into the bathroom and then all of a sudden has an erection that would not look good to the patrons in the bathroom.

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Umm Damn thats some serious psychological conditioning you know like one of doctor Pavlov's dogs he is going to need sympathy and kindness and a really good sex therapist this sort of conditioning could become socially, psychologically and sexually damaging to him in the future and you may want to ask your boyfriend if she was older than him this could involve grooming as well best of luck to your boyfriend it may not seem serious but sexual conditioning can ruin your life an example would be he takes his hypothetical daughter into the bathroom and then all of a sudden has an erection that would not look good to the patrons in the bathroom.

nonsensical 26

That was the longest sentence I’ve ever seen in my life.

and the most ridiculous one

lol I was voice texting 😂

I hope the other patrons never get the opportunity to see him with an erection in the bathroom because why would they see that? especially if he had his daughter with him

so because his ex was having sex with her significant other she's a nasty ho sounds like someone needs to step their sex game up and stop being a hater

Nah man, it’s the public bathroom part that makes her a nasty ho.

me and my wife have sex in public places including the woods the theater and many other places it doesn't make her a nasty ho to be having sex with the person she's committed to

I can’t see your full reply but what I did see in the notification, I’ll just say this. You and your wife enjoying that, does not suddenly make people no nasty ho’s for liking and wanting sex in a public bathroom bruh, idc what you do or where ya do it for the most part, but that doesn’t mean you don’t count as a nasty ho lol. Truly no offense intended, but like really, that’s no argument man.

if she was fucking other guys in public restrooms then yeah she's a nasty ho and also m'kay public restrooms are cleaner than most people's homes so what's so nasty about it

It takes two to tango, as they say. Your boyfriend wasn't coerced in having sex in public bathrooms - if you think his ex is a nasty ho for having sex in public bathrooms (which is admittedly not the pinacle of romance but, you know... to each their own, I guess), so is your boyfriend.

Actually, with how conditioned he is, it’s entirely possible she was aggressively dominant and he was in fact coerced until he liked it. But she’s still a nasty ho cause she wanted it in a public bathroom, not the basic desire for sex lol.

pavlov's dick?

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but have you considered that your BF could be closeted, and is having sex with other men? I'm a gay man, and I'm here to tell you that there's a TON of sex in public bathrooms. Seriously, it's like, a *huge* thing in our culture. I think it seems more likely--and is certainly more common--than the trashy ex-girlfriend.

See if he has Grindr or something similar on his phone, and check his browser search history for "Cruisy bathrooms". I honestly hope I'm wrong, but I've met hundreds of guys like the one you describe, and they're not in bathrooms jerking off to their ex-girlfriends.