Anonymous
Norway
Use your socks
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Broke Ass Hoe
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
You OK in there?
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
ToiletRoll
Frankston, Australia
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Anonymous
Nutley, United States
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Decorum and etiquette
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Lostring
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
hcditfi5foygy
I'm never coming out of here
Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper. Instead of the toilet, it hit the floor in the next stall. Someone was in there. FML
phukt
United States
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Shit for brains
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Top comments
MovieFreak1978 11
well that is not good, we have heaps in store. I am keeping my supply up encase of another lock down l. I have about 50 rolls, I have stomach issues and can go through a lot, and don't want to run out
Suaria 38
It happens. I did that pretty recently.
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MovieFreak1978 11
well that is not good, we have heaps in store. I am keeping my supply up encase of another lock down l. I have about 50 rolls, I have stomach issues and can go through a lot, and don't want to run out
Suaria 38
It happens. I did that pretty recently.
bobsanction 18
That'll learn ya for letting yourself get down to one roll.
Warp1978 15
My toddler loves to flush the end down the toilet to watch the roll unspool. 🤔
RichardPencil 32
What's worse than your luck is your planning. When I get down to seven rolls, I stock up. I call this Preparation H.
Jesse Duff 15
and only days after the anniversary of the toilet paper shortage...
mando 10
I have toothpaste issues. I'm so ****** awkward, my coordination is shit. Last time I dropped it I was at the end of the tube, at least...but not so fortunate this time. 😥
cacheson 42
Maybe close the lid when you replace the toilet paper?
Talented73 54
Goodbye, socks....