Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
howrudoin 11
If everyone cheered I'm thinking you're disliked by all of them whether it was your attitude, work ethic, job performance. Either way no one at wrk likes anyone who acts out in any of those categories. So your probably better off not staying there, people would probably eventually call you out anyway.
gixxergirl74 5
Lmao!! Did anyone get video? I would love to see it!!!
mrkck 0
You have my sympathy. I got fired yesterday. Stupid thing is my boss had a meeting two days ago to tell everyone if any of us got a fever, NOT, to come in as it might infect the whole office. She said nothing about getting fired for doing so. Your boss sounds very unprofessional. Mine was just a bitch!
haitaku 1
You prof pic is cute. Is that your dog, or a pic from the Internet? If its your's, is it a German Shep?
chisty87 16
If I was in your place I'd beat the shit out of my boss because no matter what the reason is for getting fired I wouldn't let anyone call me trash
cass711 3
you were the one everyone hates....
annagilbert 6
i really wish i saw that
Albarufus 13
What did you do to deserve that? Blew up half of the building?
LeoLover34 0
What did you do to get fired?!
Sliver1991 26
Perhaps he made a dead babies joke at a bad time... Some people just don't seem to like those!
bankrupt 15
As the mother of a dead baby myself, I can explain why; because babies dying are NOT funny on any level.
dreadedguardian 5
Maybe next time you'll learn not to be a twat.