Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
klx125cross 9
Who the **** would YDI this?
fuzz97 23
not to worry, OP! you are probably a ******* asshole and deserved everything that was said about you
Elfkid21 19
what did you do to deserve that?
PierreAlexandre_fml 8
IDK why you were fired, but if people cheered it's either because you deserved it, or cause they're all terrified by your boss
GamerMom392 19
What did you DO?
jgiles09 17
hmmm 2 sides to every story
sharond23 10
I think that's your first clue that you've been a shit to work with. ydi
J15237 25
**** them. Not sure if you are an asshole or not, but nobody deserves that.
randybryant799 21
I hate to jump to conclusions but damn... obviously you are greatly disliked by everyone.