Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
numbersystem 4
You may have some interpersonal issues, but your boss was rude to humiliate you like that. Try to see it as an oportunity to learn about what you can do to get along better with people. Sorry you had to go through that. :(
Fmlsea 28
Wow that would suck , but you must of been really hard to work with for everyone in the building to hate you .
murphdarkly 13
That's grounds for a lawsuit, I'm pretty sure especially in Cali!
TheGreatAlexande 12
Someone already said that above you so I'll quote "you don't have the right to not have your feelings hurt" and if you can sue over this in Claifornia, it might be one of the reasons 3 Californian cities have already gone bankrupt.
raraisbang 12
People are so sue happy in America, it's ridiculous. As stated in the united states constitution, OPs boss does still have freedom of speech and expression - he was verbally expressing his apparent deep loathing of OP. Totally acceptable. Saying that you can sue for this is just as stupid as those fatties that sued McDonald's because "it made them fat." I mean really? Common sense should've told them that if they constantly engorged on fatty, greasy food, they would eventually get fat! Seriously, Americans - stop with the suing. You're making us non-retarded Americans feel ashamed.
tombhatti 1
Not sure where you from but if it's states you have a valid case for unemployment. Good luck.
LennyComa 39
Unless he was not doing his job or meeting targets or violated company policy. Just coz he was fired in a shitty way doesn't mean the firing wasn't jusified
deBlobX 12
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reapy 14
oh wow look at all those question marks! You must have a huge penis /sarcasm
andrewcollins 8
Dang... What'd you do?
SAgirl 24
I cant help but feel that there's a important part of this story missing.
mayyberry 4
I'm guessing you did something pretty bad to get that treatment. Regardless, that was pretty cruel, FYL OP!
Jasonf6 0
Sue them for harassment, defamation and whatever else you can. What your boss did was wrong regardless of why you got fired.
white16sox 19
It is impossible to sue them! You are the third idiot who has said this. This isn't harassment, sure it isn't nice, but it is in NO way grounds for a lawsuit.
raraisbang 12
You'd be hard pressed to find a lawyer that would even take that case. Most of them would laugh you out of the office and still charge for the consultation ;)
JS721 1
If people were sued every time they did something wrong, all of us would be bankrupt.
haitaku 1
Sue happy people need to get their arses kicked. Medical malpractice? One thing. Car accident that's not your fault? Another thing. Somebody called you names? Shut up and grow up.
patrickalamo 48
Time to do an inventory assessment of you life and who you are.