Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
ya_momma 4
You must have deserved it.
Koeniig 1
You must have been a huge douchebag.
ashtell333 4
I feel like we are missing part of the story here!
nickers0801 5
Defamation much
trucker67 10
What the hell is wrong with most of you ? Even if the OP was the worst employee ever - No One deserves this kind of treatment .
haitaku 1
I use to agree with you, but then I found the truth out about my uncle. Trust me, some people deserve it.
lily04162321 2
Other people laugh just for the boss's words, maybe they have no offense.
totalnewbeeee 1
There is probably a reason this happened
doubleohseven 0
This sort of thing doesn't just happen. You definatly were a Terrible person to work with. Sorry, but ydi
karen11 0
Can u say lawsuit??? I would!!!
tne201992 12
Bosses can be total assholes! He should be fired, literally up the ass!!