Work, Kids and Awkward: That's awkward

That's awkward

By Dannotmann - 04/05/2021 22:01

Today, I took my wife and our 6 year-old son to a company party. Sometimes I take my son to work with me, so he knows my coworkers. One of them walked over and introduces herself to my wife, and my son says, "Yeah, they go to into the bathroom together all the time during break!"’ Thanks, son. FML

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You deserved it 3 493

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By NotYourDaddy - 08/08/2017 00:31

Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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You deserved it 561

By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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You deserved it 2 385

The Office

By SweetFA - 20/08/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss, who said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

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You deserved it 17 170

Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 128

By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

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You deserved it 1 964

By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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You deserved it 1 280

By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 253

By Mal2222 - 12/02/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 35 175

By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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cuz803 44

Tuesday 4 May 2021 22:40

When your son gets older, he will realize the hero he truly is and understand the dirtbag you really are.

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 5 May 2021 0:49

Wait, were you really cheating on your wife in front of your son? wtf

Comments

cuz803 44

Tuesday 4 May 2021 22:40

When your son gets older, he will realize the hero he truly is and understand the dirtbag you really are.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 4 May 2021 22:44

I hope your wife kicked you in the nuts, before taking your son away and calling a lawyer.

richardmosqueda 14

Wednesday 5 May 2021 1:07

I understand kicking him in the nuts if he's actually cheating, but taking the son away? he could be a really good father. Just a shitty husband, also she has no grounds to take him. He can take him away just as much as she can.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 5 May 2021 23:27

My fellow fire-type is right. A good dad doesn't sneak off to bang his side piece while leaving his young son alone at work. OP is a bad husband, a bad father, and a bad male role model for any young boy as well as his son.