Job interview and Work: First impressions

First impressions

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 07:51 - Australia

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied, "I'm Kate thanks." FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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Am I hired?

By KLM - 14/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML

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By theothercassie - 10/02/2011 14:55

Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML

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Riveting

By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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Wurdz is hard

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 12:00 - Ireland

Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By s13495 - 24/10/2013 15:52 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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Honest

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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My name is?

By Victoria - 18/09/2019 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, while interviewing for a job, I was greeted by the interviewer with a handshake and a greeting of, "Hello Victoria, my name is Bill." I responded with, "Hello. My name is Bill." I think it's safe to assume I didn't get the job. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 January 2011 12:07

Well that sounds weird but it shouldn't have killed the interview by any means.

dragonaair 5

Friday 14 January 2011 13:51

It sounds like she was just saying her name and thanking the interviewer, which is not a big deal.

Comments

yeahthatsrite 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:05

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babyyappld 7

Friday 14 January 2011 12:27

meh it's not that bad could've just laughed it off

timma90 4

Friday 14 January 2011 12:55

It's hardly that the OP is an idiot, she was probably nervous and anxious. It happens, I've done it once or twice. As above poster has written, you could just laugh it off. :)

peach6 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:26

Yeah, like they probably knew that you were just nervous:p it'll be alright

doubleshot555 0

Friday 14 January 2011 14:47

don't tell me you haven't ****** anything up like that before. everyone has

v4extreme 6

Friday 14 January 2011 15:28

1 is a douchebag

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:51

U deserve it for being named Kate

xstolix 1

Friday 14 January 2011 12:07

Was he frank? Lol

TheDrifter 23

Friday 14 January 2011 13:38

I'm thinking it wasn't Frank. What sick bugger names their daughter Frank?

dani22097 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:07

Ok so make a joke out if it. it's not the end of the world... or I it...?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 January 2011 12:07

Well that sounds weird but it shouldn't have killed the interview by any means.

All_For_Love 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:07

this is not an fml >.<

Princess994 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:11

I don't get what happened here. someone explain please?

waswashere 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:25

same here

tanjoodo 3

Friday 14 January 2011 13:06

Instead of "I'm fine thanks" and "my name is Kate" she said "I'm Kate thanks" Not that hard.

dragonaair 5

Friday 14 January 2011 13:51

It sounds like she was just saying her name and thanking the interviewer, which is not a big deal.

hosamsr 3

Friday 14 January 2011 14:45

^ agree

marylovesyou8D 7

Friday 14 January 2011 16:31

yeah I don't see how this is bad at all.

maybaybe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:11

Hahaha good one :P

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:05

Ok didn't u have like a completely diff picture a week ago

ConnaireO 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:16

This is in no way an FML. Whoopie doo, you may have made yourself look a bit silly, but it's not the end of the world :')

gooBUZZ 0

Friday 14 January 2011 14:26

Dude don't say that! I said something like that once, and got flammed by like three people telling me to read the FAQ and stuff. Lol.

charlieohcharlie 12

Friday 14 January 2011 15:55

However, it isn't funny, nor do I see how saying "I"m Kate, thanks" would mess up her interview.

divali 5

Friday 14 January 2011 12:20

hope the word 'multi-tasking' wasn't mentioned any where in your resume or in the job requirements. They expect you to atleast answer two questions and make sense at the same time.