By wherermypants - 02/08/2012 05:10 - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 443
You deserved it 28 347

Same thing different taste

Top comments

pcentral 17


nismochick90 6

Unfortunately I can relate! =|

How proud your mother must be. Time to take out a second load of trash.

If you can relate you have something wrong with you.

Simple fix. Don't drink. Only a bogan or alco would consider that a hard solution.

AClassActx3 7

While I don't get drunk or condone that being an excuse to get naked.. I dont really like clothes either. OP YDI for not being lady like about it. Naked it for your privacy. I hope you from now on stay away from over doing drinking

43- OP is a man so.. I imagine it would be hard for him to behave "lady like."

It's completely possible for a man to be lady like, it's just not really welcomed most of the time. Not that OP should be lady like around his future father-in-law.

KiddNYC1O 20
sexygurllolz 1

Please say you're wearing pants in your profile picture.

unlucky90 4

Wow....channeling your inner Anthony Weiner much?

I don't think he asked for comments on his profile picture. Go about your business.

56, he didn't personally ask for it. However, his picture sure did!!

corinna12124 0

...Or in this case, tequila makes HIS clothes fall off!

Did that lizard in your picture really come out of your cat's ass?

dougiewhale 6

It's not a lizard!! It's a gecko!!

We all tend to do dumb shit when we're ****** up.

At least he didn't kidnap Mike Tyson's tiger.

How could he have when someone already stole his tiger and is currently holding it for ransom. On a side note anyone have a bomb cellar to hide something big like a tiger?

Not a very good guard tiger if everyone can steal it so easily is it? Gosh!

challan 19

not all of us! I tend to solve all of the problems of the world while intoxicated... I think... perhaps... maybe not. ****, I do dumb shit too.

That's funny, that's really funny! Well, not really funny, but it was pretty funny.

I can't say you don't deserve it, but at the same time I don't think I can blame you since you were intoxicated. Still, it's more of a YDI than an FYL.

YDI for drinking that much with the father-in-law around.

The question is.... did he like it? 'Cuz that'd be damn creepy.

Judging by how he worded it, plus since it was FML, I'd say no. But, you never know, he mightve wanted more :3

beccaishereyay 11

It's okay. I don't like wearing clothes when I'm drunk either haha.

I don't like wearing clothes at all. WHOOO!! Which is cool, cause I'm a chipmunk.

stfu_bam 5
beccaishereyay 11

59 - Haha sorry I'm not looking to go to jail.

Come on guys. He just wants to see some real life boobies so he can brag to his buddies during Spongebob.

SqeakyChipmunk please for your own good shut up

I have a feeling you're always the **** of the party...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, take off clothes... Wait, that's not right.

I love how such a simple comment can be thumbed up more then others. God bless America!

Trisha_aus 15

Yeah..because only Americans use FML.

momolee 4

What does America got to do with it?