Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
zandalee 20
Wow that's so harsh. What the hell did you do to these people?
galt 13
That's so rude, don't listen to them!
KiddNYC1O 22
It is highly possible that op is getting a taste of their own medicine...
sweetly1120 6
You must be really hated to have that happen to you. But I'm really sorry OP. Sue them for insult or something?
ogle5431 1
Sue them for insult? That's exactly what's wrong with America these days. News flash: you don't have a right to not be offended.
white16sox 19
23, I could walk up to you and call you every mean name there is and you could do nothing about it. By law, I can speak my mind about you with no possible consequences.
QueenOfAwkwardd 14
33. Not all Americans think like that, just the stupid and greedy ones.
JS721 1
You really think THAT is America's big problem?
Jaxx66 21
Actually 73, that's called verbal assault. Something can be done about it. But it takes quite the whiner to call the police or a lawyer over words.
haitaku 1
Don't sue them over it OP, if that happened to you, it was probably return fire.
wolfheartmoon 12
by law, no you cannot. That is called HARASSMENT and actually is illegal.
DooleyFTW 17
Well I'm sorry but things like that don't happen without good reason. You obviously deserve it.
Levvy 22
Tell us more, Ms. Cleo.
DocBastard 40
I'd think about not using any of those people as references when you apply for another job. Just a thought.
ihazpancakemix 1
Glass in foot ?
heart_aussie_fml 20
What the hell did you do to deserve this ?
jonnynasty 0
**** this guy above me, he's stupid. ^^^^^^^^
sexygurllolz 1
are you fat? cuz they be nasty
sexygurllolz 1
one big room, full of fat b*tches
FaeTuathaDe 4
I'd be glad to be out of there. That's terribly rude, I wouldn't need to work for someone like that. You are not trash.
atitud3 12
How do you know that he isn't trash? What if he is the creepiest guy ever and that he tried to sexually seduce the bosses daughter or something like that.
bankrupt 15
Thank you, No. 53. We only have the OP's version of events so we don't know why the boss and every colleague hated this person so much. It has been my long experience that when an employee is this reviled, it is for a very good reason.
brevolorio 5
Was he carrying a trash can with him that stank behind u