Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
reject214 10
No offense OP but you're not telling us the whole story here.
every1luvsboners 11
On the way home from work yesterday I had the urge to **********. The windows in my truck are tinted pretty dark so I wasn't too worried about people seeing inside. As I was busting a nut I aimed it down at my floor mat and made a huge stain on it. I felt pretty stupid afterwards and my sister didn't talk to me the rest of the way home. So don't feel too bad.
WearingHats 14
I guess your sister doesn't love boners.
olpally 33
That's so randomly ridiculous it worked! Lmao! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
haitaku 1
Dude... WTF. Why did you do this? Or even share it?
bankrupt 15
OP, obviously you are a lazy slacker who was detested by the entire staff. At your next job, try getting off your lazy ass and contributing and see how that works for you.
klorehore 24
since everyone cheered it seems you were kinda acting like a douche throughout your workperiod.. are you really that surprised?
linkinpark98 24
How many times did your boss have to tell you that photocopying your ass on the copier is not in your job description!
StewieGoMad 9
The boss is kinda jerk even though judging from the fact, that OP doesn't even wants us to know what he did it must have been something serious... So yeah... You deserve it.
haitaku 1
See, but depending on the severity of the OP's actions, his/her boss was a justified jerk.
LennyComa 39
You must off been the office douche to have everyone cheer...what did you do?
AgaveLoco 5
I think you're not the employee of the month
Harlequin073 6
Sounds like you pissed a lot of people off
jackassiddy 8
Horrible employee?