By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton
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They'll give you a free toothbrush in jail ;) Make a shiv out of it and cut your roommate when you get out.
63- "A shiv (possibly from the Romani word chivomengro, "knife") is a slang term for any sharp or pointed implement used as a knife-like weapon. The Oxford English Dictionary suggests shive, a razor, documented in 1915, as the root word." Don't contest Perdix's words, we take them by faith!
I would have made my roommate pay for a new one. And as for your shoplifting, you're clearly not a ninja, and this erased all possibly of that ever happening.
Go to the dentist and make some excuse about a toothache or something and and ask if you are using the right tooth brush- they might give you a free one if you are lucky.
If you can't even afford the toothbrush, then how were you going to afford the toothpaste? Or we're you planning on shoplifting that too?