Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
jessikamahone 6
Must have done something wrong
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Although you probably deserved it I would have trashed the office on my way out
SwaggCapone 11
the type of person I am. I'd punched my boss in the face
haitaku 1
You'd probably be the office douche then... Unless you just have to much pride to be called trash. If so, I agree with you in a sense.
maddiewoah 15
Sorry OP, but you had to have done SOMETHING for everyone at your job to dislike you that much. So... you probably deserved it. :/
MrsVicious 8
Wow. This completely not true or your must be the arrogant ass at your job.
Sanch101 7
So every single person at this company hated you? That is quite an achievement.
fsanchez9x 0
That's what happens for being trash
dsl1123 8
The way you were treated was just wrong no matter what the reason you were fired.
DiscoKiller 4
I probably echo more people's thoughts on this I just dont value them enough to read them, but you're clearly a ******* if that many people applaud your being fired.
Stephen1213 1
That's really unprofessional of your boss to do something like that. :/ Sorry about that OP. Good luck finding a new job!