Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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TheArchAngel 8
No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.
Meme1988 18
Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!
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Comments (109)
radioguy2010 1
That's harassment.
trucker67 10
I'm a boss and I would never do that to any staff member no matter how bad you are at your job you still deserve to be treated some respect . I would contact a lawyer you might just have a case for slander , which is another reason why when I fire someone it's done very carefully and quietly and I choose my words very cautiously . Good luck in your job hunt , if your boss treated you this way you are better off elsewhere.
haitaku 1
Oh Sheesh y'all. OP 'twas a douche.
SpaceCadet87 0
If I were fired based on personal biasedness and discrimination if that was the case and the boss said that, I know would have knocked his teeth out.
etchsanity1 11
I work with u and u shouldn't have called that poor pregnant girl a ***** because of being a single mom... Her fiancé died in a car accident less than a month ago Just kidding what'd u do?
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow, then you must have been a terrible employee, to be fired and fit people to cheer about it. Sorry OP but I'm gonna say YDI:(
lemonademixer 7
You let that bitch of a boss call you trash?
blondecat 6
Well dont take it personally it's probably to get on the bosses good side! But why we're u fired?
Likian5 26
If everyone cheered, there was probably a good reason why they did. My best guess based on this is that YDI for making them all want you to leave.
Braxton_84 3
I hope you responded along the lines of "go f*** yourself, asshole."
haitaku 1
I hope the boss responded, 'Gladly'. Showing that he didn't care.
rockerlove2013 6
Well if he said 'let me escort the trash out' then it's ur own damn fault