FML : Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter...

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Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mommy / Sunday 26 June 2011 20:47 / United States

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By JustinThunder | 8

#2765488 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:34

Fuckin' Asshole?

By rebekahah | 7

#2767145 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:36

77- you misspelled *smart. Ironic?

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By JustinThunder | 8

#2765488 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:34

Fuckin' Asshole?

DarkHelmet | 10

#2765573 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:39

most likely

uglyyness | 0

#2765604 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:41

at least she's not yelling "Female Dog!" every time the car comes to a hault :)

Silenthunter | 0

#2765700 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:46

Oh cock

flockz | 19

#2765720 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:47

where is there a dick in a hole????

enonymous | 8

#2765750 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:49

The job is not complete until she is taught how to honk the horn and flip the guy off. Get to work OP, a dad of the year mug is waiting for you

supermankisses | 1

#2765804 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:54

Actually, it would 'Mommy' of the year..

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2766185 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:44

Fuck?

BaconDave | 12

#2766296 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:57

"Cock" in the hole

whybother8 | 0

#2766373 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:08

its a mommy not a daddy dude

dolphincheddar | 10

#2766434 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:14

so is it a "mommy dude" then? prepostorous. anyways you should probably get that chicken out of the whole he fights well when he's angry, ask Peter griffin.

rallets | 22

#2766463 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:17

i sense a revolution coming... the birds have left the coup, coming to peck at the remains of their once great civilization... you have been forewarned... the battle starts here, keyboard warriors... good luck...

enonymous | 8

#2766493 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:19

There are no women on the Internet. until I see her driving while holding the baby, her birth certificate in one hand, starbucks mug in her crotch, yelling at the car infront of her while doing her make up, putting a new cd in the stereo and texting her baby daddy I'm just not convinced

dolphincheddar | 10

#2766590 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:34

thank you rallets. I raise my iPhone in salute to your speech of battle. the knights who say nee are preparing to strike at any moment. also. to the previous comment, there are certain secret agents on the internet called girls. which stands for guy in real life

Drclino | 0

#2766671 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:46

71 = win....they do not poop and are not start enough to work the internets

oarisimo | 4

#2766755 - Monday 27 June 2011 03:00

60, you're dumb.

rebekahah | 7

#2767145 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:36

77- you misspelled *smart. Ironic?

kickass1142 | 7

#2767172 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:46

Motherfuckin' whore?

ImanAzol | 4

#2767227 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:57

Your mom.

free2speak | 14

#2767288 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:07

I'm thinking she said frickin' asshole. freakin' sounds closer to chicken than fuckin.

tpike1296 | 11

#2767338 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:17

I was thinking she said "SHIT!.....Asshole." and the kid thought she said "chicken in the hole". I don't know about you, but I usually say "Shit!" when something happens that could hit/hurt me.

krista2009 | 0

#2767442 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:35

women are smart enough to do anything they want dumbass

cldean24 | 0

#2767469 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:38

Actually, 65, I think it is spelled hole, not whole. A chicken in a whole? Preposterous. Anyway, it's hard to tell what she really said, but still funny. :)

zgomon | 10

#2767482 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:40

cock sucker?

MrFraser25 | 2

#2768250 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:18

How dare she say chicken?

browntiga | 0

#2768412 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:51

dude why did yu go to father? r yu thinking about yourself?

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#2768570 - Monday 27 June 2011 07:32

150- you* are* you* . Also, your sentence does not make sense

BaconDave | 12

#2768636 - Monday 27 June 2011 07:50

Just duct tape her mouth shut

taytay6510 | 6

#2769115 - Monday 27 June 2011 08:41

or she can DUCK tape her mouth shut, get it chicken,duck. that was extremely useless and not funny one bit. :) haha I CRACK myself up...get it crack, egg ? ok I'm just going to stop now ;)

hammerfall26 | 6

#2770258 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:03

lmao WIN

Mystery_Machete | 2

#2770943 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:12

#158, Too bad there are people who will actually think you are making a serious correction. If I had a penny for every time someone has told me that it's not duct tape, it's duck... I'd have a shit ton of small change.

itsrainingmen_fml | 0

#2771940 - Monday 27 June 2011 07:12

chickenshit asshole?

Ravens1001 | 0

#2773915 - Monday 27 June 2011 10:57

83 - There is no 60.

taytay6510 | 6

#2776177 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 04:28

176 - Yeah, you know those ducks need their tape, I wouldn't fuck with them. ;)

poopy56 | 0

#2776690 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 05:57

where does it indicate that she is a women

mommyx2 | 0

#2776812 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 06:24

not funny at all

igoteffed | 0

#2779180 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 02:07

its obviously a woman driving because women are terrible drivers. proven by, Tosh.0

skyiscool | 0

#2781363 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:06

158, duck tape is the name brand for duct tape, so duck tape is duct tape but duct tape isn't duck tape

ilikeyouuu | 0

#2784775 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 01:06

176- There is a brand called Duck tape. it comes in a shit ton of colors. I just saw it at Walgreens.

taytay6510 | 6

#2790445 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:54

haha I never even thought of that, that shits the tits.

auntiemonster | 4

#2821550 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 01:00

They do actually have Duck tape now... It's a brand of duct tape that is colorfully decorated! :) They have it at Wal-Mart

Blood_Rose_Intox | 3

#3726932 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:04

The fact that the name is 'mommy.'

anna15243 | 6

#3786358 - Sunday 25 December 2011 03:02

obviously you aren't either. you're a really bad speller. it's supposed to be smart not start. that makes no sense. duh

pandas_13 | 2

#4093012 - Sunday 26 February 2012 09:36

158-It was once called duck tape because it was waterproof, then they changed the name when they started using it to repair ducts

Mischief109 | 11

#4310568 - Monday 16 April 2012 01:53

Precisely why teenage boys' insurance is higher than girls' Idgit

Kony12 | 0

#4320800 - Wednesday 18 April 2012 08:34

Duct tape, turning "no, no, no" into "mm, mm, mm" since ______?

By notsocrazee | 0

#2765492 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:34

geez... what'd yoy say?

davizv | 0

#2765726 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:47

fuckin asshole

fashionistaGirll | 0

#2766413 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:12

badd parentingg..

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2766447 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:15

Lickin in the bowl.

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2766631 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:39

'picking at my mole'

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2766921 - Monday 27 June 2011 03:42

Dancing on a pole.

zinoxity | 23

#2767124 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:30

Laughing while you roll

buiscit | 0

#2767278 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:06

crapping a troll

deeloveee | 4

#2767612 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:57

Are you stupid? It's not bad parenting, kids can pick up more words and sayings from TV, friends and anything someone says.

prince122 | 0

#2767641 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:03

dick in my hole? thats what I yell when my life is in danger.

DynamicDave | 11

#2768263 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:19

Kicking buttered rolls?

RainbowzSkittlez | 6

#2768435 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:56

Suckin a pole?

Mystery_Machete | 2

#2770977 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:17

Hatin' on Bob Dole?

Hammer940 | 7

#2771582 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:44

this one is my favorite

ThisRandomChild | 0

#2771699 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:26

'check your inner hole'?

perfctlyimprfct8 | 0

#2771726 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:37

havin' sex with Flo?

emilybaby2012 | 0

#2771841 - Monday 27 June 2011 07:04

I laughed so hard at all of these comments. hahahahaha.

iloveyouxx121 | 0

#2779230 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 02:22

umm did she/he say thy it was bad parenting ? um neo

jesernoob | 13

#3007185 - Sunday 31 July 2011 08:34

AmericanRedcoat | 6

#3313594 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 01:23

sucking my mole?

By dotar_fml | 22

#2765494 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:34

what the fuck?

Captain_Obvious2_fml | 6

#2765819 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:57

....is wrong with your face?...

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2765893 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:05

...it's just meth...honestly, he can quit whenever he wants..... right buddy?....

mlexi21 | 5

#2766182 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:43

I was going to say that. xD

Saltime | 0

#2766222 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:47

No you weren't.

HelloNoora1 | 0

#2766333 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:04

29 - it's an app on the iPod called OldBooth

BigBrownEyes675 | 0

#2766469 - Monday 27 June 2011 02:17

I though it was called age your face...

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2767028 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:06

AIDS kills people

The_Weirdo | 10

#2767224 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:57

No, he's just a leper. They have Internet in leper camps now.

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2767261 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:04

why wasnt bieber invited then?

BaconDave | 12

#2767429 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:32

Mae ei llun yn dod o'r cais AgingBooth America. Mae ei wyneb yn debyg iawn.

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2767478 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:39

English please?

BaconDave | 12

#2767535 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:47

Ewch i uffern anghyfreithlon

BaconDave | 12

#2768624 - Monday 27 June 2011 07:47

Hy guys what's up? Some of the Welsh people gotta here this OK?

lilwaynerockz_fml | 12

#2776536 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 05:37

because we're all Welsh. c'mon man

By hegira | 18

#2765495 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:35

Children pick up everything you don't want them to hear. D: YDI, but that's unfortunate.

marix54888 | 0

#2768321 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:31

well I haven't heard my mom curse until I was driving with my permit. :) so 15.

By DarkHelmet | 10

#2765501 - Monday 27 June 2011 12:35

a 1 yr old can say chicken in the hole huh..

Bano360 | 25

#2765975 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:13

Yeah, a child's vocabulary does grow you know. My one year old sister can say, chicken etc. Not uncommon.

MrSassypants | 31

#2766157 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:40

5 I once saw a little baby that was talking to his dad in a stroller (the baby was in the stroller not the dad) and he was saying Baby-"You're a mother fucker!" Dad-"No you're a mother fucker." Baby-"You're a mother fucker." It was funny as hell. I was laughing so hard. It's a true story and the best part was it was at Disney World.

rawrlily | 0

#2767034 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:07

I went to some chick's sleepover when I was 9, and the chick's little sister (about 2) ran around the house screaming, "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Later on, the kid pulled a bookshelf over on herself. That birthday party sucked hard.

MrSassypants | 31

#2767063 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:12

101 was it a sleepover birthdayparty? You said it was a sleepover at first and then birthday party and it kinda confused me.

rawrlily | 0

#2767118 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:29

Yeah, it was a sleepover birthday party. Did I mention one girl had goddamn LICE?

svanduym | 1

#2767578 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:53

Not uncommon for a 1-year-old to be able to say any/all of those individual words, but to be able to produce a whole phrase at that age would be pretty out of the ordinary.

babe0907 | 0

#2768187 - Monday 27 June 2011 06:08

my daughter at the Age of 1 had an extensive vocabulary so yeah they can and will say stuff of that nature!!

geeksaresexy | 18

#2769624 - Monday 27 June 2011 11:23

Even if a child of that age couldn't string together a full sentence they can still mimic what you say. If they don't understand the words you're using they substitute similar sounding words that they do know.

dargotit | 0

#2770831 - Monday 27 June 2011 04:01

yeah my 1 yr old can talk... but what did u say? fuckin asshole?

wordnerd42 | 0

#2773593 - Monday 27 June 2011 09:59

48 - Should I bother to point out how the 1-year old seemed to have way more common sense than the dad? The kid spoke the truth, the dad was just being a poor sport. Typical.