Health: Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted...

By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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thomcmoore 23

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

I think she kicked the wrong person.

woainishamu 21

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

Airplane7721 7

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

doit4ah15 10

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:33

*with

ChristianH39 30

Friday 16 May 2014 0:01

Yea, assault the one who gave you the news rather than the one who have you the std. Makes sense to me

nickzpic 8

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Friday 16 May 2014 0:37

Plot twist: he gave it to her

Pat_Tricksta 13

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Friday 16 May 2014 1:29

I don't think that should really be considered a legitimate way to solve her stress. Especially when you could have an STD and get put in jail for assault.

thomcmoore 23

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

I think she kicked the wrong person.

blackman100 20

Friday 16 May 2014 0:07

Or maybe not...

ironichalibut 24

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Friday 16 May 2014 5:26

Yeah, don't shoot the messenger and all. Definitely the wrong person getting kicked.. Unless in some crazy cinematic twist they were sleeping together.. But I feel like that would've been interesting enough to mention in the FML..

SheTheOtaku 21

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Now you know. Next time direct your balls.

DarkLink9001 15

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Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:24

Direct them where?

woainishamu 21

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

Shrouds 14

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Invest in a cup. Every public servant with hanglows should. :)

ChristianH39 30

Friday 16 May 2014 0:03

"Hanglows"

Ki11erC 18

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Friday 16 May 2014 0:23

Where do I get these hanglows? Although if they are like glow sticks and you have to snap them to make the start I don't want them :p

TheCrispyCat 20

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Friday 16 May 2014 0:28

Cups don't always help. Sure, it helps, but it still hurts like hell getting hit.

WordAficionada 19

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

The messenger is always shot, or in this case, kicked. FYL OP!

Lebeaugars95 20

Friday 16 May 2014 3:21

THIS IS SPARTAAAA

lulinator 40

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:19

Tough conversation to have! And probably even tougher to hear.

kcpestwick 15

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:20

F the patient's life

cjlerch 29

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:20

Isn't that assault? .. Either way, FYL. That hurts.

thedudeguy1 16

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Monday 26 May 2014 5:18

+battery

blcusername 27

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:21

She definitely should have kicked herself. It's not your fault she got an STD, sorry OP.

gracehi 31

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Thursday 15 May 2014 23:51

What if he and the "patient" have been "playing doctor" if you know what I mean ;) "Doctor, I have this burning sensation in my loins and a fluttering in my chest, but it only happens when I look at you." "Hmm. I've seen this before. There's only one thing to do. Now I need you to get undressed. No you won't be needing that robe." BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!