By Anonymous - 26/6/2011 20:25 - United States
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

36 I'll be your brain amd help you think of other things then relief and poop (that sounds weird). Okay here's a list of what else OP could've said (that was also funny comments):

Masturbating,
Holding a piss for a while and letting it out,
and well actually there is only a few I can think of... hmmm.