I'm one of those grammar Nazi types. However, I like to laugh more than I like to troll. So you'd better say something funny.
I don't do PMs; I'm only ever here on my iPod. In case you're also an iPod person, and want to say something to me, feel free to add me in Zynga games, where I'm "biggiemac42", or on Game Center, where I'm "WhiteFiction" (dethroned BTD4 apopalypse champion).
42 is a good number.
In real life, I'm an overacheiverish kid. I graduated high school at 16 with a 4.6, I swim year-round, I play piano, and I leave for a private engineering college this fall. I miss my dad (R.I.P.) and love my family.
That is all. Thanks for being a creeper, so I know I'm not the only one.
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By Anonymous - /
Sunday 22 January 2012 11:44 /
Australia
By thosedamnkids - /
Sunday 22 January 2012 05:09 /
United States