How sweet

By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 679
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TCRII 29

At least he remembered to pull down (Off) his pants.

He gave you a golden shower, to save you time in the morning.

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TCRII 29

At least he remembered to pull down (Off) his pants.

While this IS disgusting, one should also not ignore the fact that you can't expect a HALF ASLEEP little kid at midnight to be all sensible in such situation. He isnt even familiar abt his way to the bathroom from your room, so he took a shot in the dark and it landed on you. Sorry OP, FYL.

You must be so pissed on!

Donut_Wizard 23

Like father, like son.

He gave you a golden shower, to save you time in the morning.

WHSKitty 7

Ewwwww lol

The way you say "our" in the FML with no subjects besides you and your son implies that the bed is shared by you and your son. So is this just a nightly occurrence?

He was asserting dominance

really_meow 7

My toddler has done this to me several times. The things we put up with as parents!

Kam 2

😂😂😂