By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
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Jackey 29

If I remember correctly, I didn’t need **** when I was 12. An errant thought and/or a stiff breeze was all it took...

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Alup132 22

It’s obviously the den, and not his room.

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Jackey 29

If I remember correctly, I didn’t need **** when I was 12. An errant thought and/or a stiff breeze was all it took...

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mr_dinzaster 16

I’m right there with you

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bloopaloop 27

Those were the days

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RichardPencil 30

I’d have liked more variety than my Farrah Fawcett poster.

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Sinshine 28

"The den"? Did you walk into his room without knocking? Respect his privacy, please.

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Alup132 22

It’s obviously the den, and not his room.

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merican_redneck4 11

If there is a 12 year old boy in the house always announce that you are coming in to any space that he may be in

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Giovanni Adamo 16

wasnt his house. it was hers. dont jack off when at another house. or anyway when strangers are around.

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RichardPencil 30

Stop the presses! Pubescent Male Masturbates!! It’d be more of an FML if he used your iPad to check up on his 401(k) and shop for generic Viagra.

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M. Moore 7

Every 12 year old boy ever. Next time, knock. Tell him to put a sock on the doorknob or something. We have signals for private time in our house.

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clue_me_in 20

I hope you told his parents.

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